Episode 9: Girls' Night In, Guys Night Out

Jami's a-okay! Woo hoo! Now, a few days later, it's night of the all-men party and the all-girls makeover...but first, the guys had to tell the girls what they were up to...which would not be an easy task...*

Dustin: Umm, so Scorpion, did you think of a way to tell them what we are going to do?

Scorpion: ...eh...that we were having a Bachelor's party??

Ryu: Yea. It was your idea, so you break it to them.

Scorpion: ...Sub-Zero, help me out here!

Sub-Zero: Nope, they're right, you have to do it yourself ^_^.

Scorpion: *sigh* Fine, but you all owe me a beer!

Dustin: Good luck Scorp.

Scorpion: But you're coming!

Dustin: Hey, I’m not stepping foot out there.

Kilik: Me either...

Scorpion: Well, it's me against, um, 7 vicious women!

Ryu: Well, I guess we should just go with him for support.......

Kenshi: Hmmm, I’m interested to see how this will turn out. I’ll go.

Wolfwood: I guess.

*So all the men go inside*

*Meanwhile, the girls are setting up the make-ups*

Frost: O! I love that color eye shadow!

Cammy: Oh thanks, its tropical pink.

Frost: No dear, I was pointing to the one next to it, icey blue.

Cammy: Ooooo, ok. Yea, I use that one a lot too.^_^

Jami: *I can't believe I'm going through with this…*

Li Mei: Wow, aren’t you excited Jami! Ill make you look so pretty!

Jami: Eh...

*Then the boys come in*

Ivy: Hello boys, what brings you here?

Dustin: Uhh, Scorp has something he wants to say. *nudges Scorpion*

Scorpion: Oh, um, well girls, eh...we're going to be leaving for a little while...

Sindel: Oh really? Where will you all be going?

Scopion: Um...well, eh...

Cammy: What is it Scorpion?

Li Mei: Come on Scorpy, tell us.

Scorpion: Eh...we're be going to...*sees a Disturbed poster* We're going to Disturbed, eh...*sees a license plate on the wall from Oregon* Disturbed, Oregon!

All the guys: o_O

Frost: Really now?

Dustin: *to Scorpion* Scorpion, you were supposed to tell the truth.......

Scorpion: *to Dustin* They'll kill us if they find out the truth.

Dustin: *O God, I’m sorry Mika*

Scorpion: *watch Dustin* We're going there for a bachelor party...

Girls: WHAT???? *deathly glares*

Sub-Zero: Hahaha, what a kidder.......

Scorpion: Yup, but we really are going to Disturbed, Oregon for a, eh...to Confess our sins!!

Dustin: o_O

Jami: Eh...why?

Ryu: *What the hell...*

Dustin: Uummmm, it was Wolfwood’s idea.......

Scorpion: Yeah, and I came to the realization that I've been a bad, bad spectre...

Sub-Zero: So, uhh, that’s what we will be doing tonight.......

Sindel: That's cool, have fun!

Kilik: Umm, yea, we will.......

Jami: Hey, let me say goodbye to my sweetie *walks over to Kenshi*

Kenshi: Bye Jami. I will be thinking about you the whole time.

Jami: ^_^ I know you will *then to Kenshi* Kenshi?

Kenshi: Yes Jami?

Jami: ...save me, those demons are going to put vegetables and plastic stuff on my face...

Kenshi: Aww Jami. They just want you to be one of the girls. You'll have fun.

Jami: Bah, whatever, I'll do it for you *kisses him*

Dustin: *walks over and sits down next to Mika. He wraps his hands around her, and gives her a kiss* I’ll miss you sweety.

Mika: *kisses him* I'll miss you too. So have you really been a naughty boy lately *gives him a seductive look*

Dustin: Hehe, yea, you know I have sweety. *Gives her another kiss* But you’re my angel, so you gotta save me.^_^

Mika: Yes I will. Have fun *kisses him* and bring me a souvenir back ^_^

Scorpion: Enough with the mushy stuff, lets get this party, I mean, eh, er, uh, confession rolling........

Kenshi: Right *kisses Jami* Bye sweetie.

Jami: Later baby ^_^

Dustin: Bye Mika. Be sure to doll up Jami. ^_^

Mika: Tee hee, I will.

Jami: *Someone help me…*

*The men leave and head to the boat*

Sub-Zero: Confess our sins!! What the hell were you thinking Scorp????

Dustin: Ugh, god. I’m in so much trouble if Mika finds out.......

Scorpion: I'm sorry, it was the first thing I thought of!

Ryu: We are all in trouble if they find out.......

Kilik: Well, we cant do anything now, so we might as well get this night over with.

Kenshi: Yup...well, where exactly are we going?

Scorpion: Well have to see and find out.

Dustin: You mean you don’t even know???

Scorpion: For a bachelor party, we can go anywhere! Let's go to the first club we see and party there!

Kenshi: Hehe, this is going to be interesting......

*Meanwhile...

Sindel: All right girls, let's start by putting out face masks on *mixes a bowl full of green-color mayo*

Jami: o.O

Cammy: Its so nice to have the house to ourselves, isn’t it girls?^_^

Frost: You said it Cammy.

Ivy: Yeah, for once we don't have one man around.

Sindel: Its about time. I love those boys, but they are such a handful sometimes.

Frost: Yeah, they act so much like children sometimes.

Li Mei: Haha. Yea they do, don’t they? Tee hee, oh yea, Mika, lets makeover Jami first^_^

Jami: ....Eh, you know what, I just remembered that I gotta check up on the, eh, water height, you know, just to make sure we never get a flood or anything...

Ivy: *grabs Jami as she starts to get up* Come on Jami, were going to make a woman out of you tonight.

*Then, the girls tackle her down and start putting the face mask on her*

*Camera shows the outside of the fort...*

Jami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile...

Scorpion: Ahoy! I see land!

Dustin: Hmmm. The city looks really alive tonight.

Sub-Zero: I wonder what city it is...

Kilik: No idea.

Scorpion: We are in Disturbed, Oregon, home of the disturbed!

Ryu: What are you talking about? You made that name up!

Sub-Zero: Um, Actually, there's a sign over there...

*They see a sign that says, "Welcome to Disturbed, Oregon, home of the disturbed"*

Everyone: O_o

Ryu: Wait a sec...there's a pronunciation under it...it's actually pronounced 'Dis-tra-bed'

Dustin: Distrabed? What the hell is that?

Kilik: I have no idea...

Wolfwood: Hey look! Club at 10 o'clock!

Dustin: Guess that’s out first stop guys.

Kilik: Let's go.

*They go in and sit at one of the tables*

Scorpion: Where are all dee ladies tonite!

Dustin: Ummm, I have no idea.......

Scorpion: *keeps looking* That's weird...there are no ladies around...

CyborgdragonX8: Ryu: Uhhh, guys O_o

*Suddenly...The doors lock up and everyone is trapt in the bar*

Dustin: What the?????? Why is the door not opening?

Kenshi: I have no idea!!

Kilik: This is bad...

Scorpion: I know…because we're trapt...at a GAY bar!!!

*Meanwhile…*

Cammy: Geez, Jami, if you would just cooperate, we wouldn’t have had to tie you up.

Jami: *has her face mask on and is tied to a chair* Whatever...

Frost: Haha, Jami, we'll have you turned into a woman in no time.

Ivy: *smirks*

JMIB7: Jami: Plucking my eyebrows is womanly enough to me!

Li Mei: Awww, poor Jami. We'll have you looking nice and purty, won’t we Mika?

Mika: *grins* Yup.

Sindel: All right so now that we have our face masks on, the next thing we can do is do pretty things to our feet.

Li Mei: Yea, lets do it!

Ivy: I got the cream *takes out a large bowl full of squished pineapples*

Jami: o.O You're not sticking my feet in THAT

CyborgdragonX8: Li Mei: Come on Mika, help me put it on Jami!^_^

Jami: NO! I'm being violated!!

Frost: Oh calm down Jami. Take it like a real woman.

Jami: Grrrr!

Li Mei: Hey! Don’t kick me!

*The women all grab her legs*

Frost: Here Ivy, get in on her!

Ivy: Right *ties her legs together.*

Li Mei: That’s much better^_^

Jami: You owe me beers! Lots and lots of BEERS!

Cammy: Oh Jami, calm down. Here’s more cream Mika.

Mika: Okay *takes the cream out*

Jami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile...

Dustin: Oh god.......

Sub-Zero: I wanna go home!

Ryu: Damn you Scorpion! This is all your fault!

Scorpion: Hey! It may have been my idea to do this, but it was the PRIEST who pointed out this place!!

Kilik: Look, pointing fingers wont help right now!

Dustin: I cant stand it anymore! *Runs to the door and smashes through it as hard as he can*

Kenshi: Dustin, that's not going to work.

Dustin: O yea! * Dustin activates his double light saber and slices the door in half…revealing a steal door*

CyborgdragonX8: Dustin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Then, Stryker comes over to their table…wearing a drag queen outfit*

Dustin: I’m warning you, if any dicks get near me I’m cutting them off!

Stryker: Hello cuties, tee hee, what can I get for you today??

Everyone: O_O

Sub-Zero: ...enough alcohol to kill me...

Dustin: NO WAY! I’m not getting drunk in here!

Scorpion: Wolfwood?

Ryu: I think Dustin has the right idea......

Wolfwood: Yeah?

Scorpion: Please put the cruxifix in front of me and send me back to hell...

Kenshi: I’m sorry Scorpion, if we cant leave you cant either. *Thank God I am blind*

Stryker: Come on boys, tee hee, don't be shy.

Dustin: Just go away, unless you want me to slice you in half.....

Stryker: You're so funny, tee hee *flaps his hand* I'll get you boys some water *leaves*
Sub-Zero: God help us...

Dustin: Damn, I’d rather be at the makeup party than be here.......

Ryu: Really.......

Kenshi: For once, yes...

*Suddenly...strippers in thongs start to come out and dance around the room*

Everyone: O_O

Kenshi: What's going on??

Kilik: O_o I guess this is a strip club too.........

Kenshi: Blindness is a good thing...

Dustin: Kenshi, I envy you so much right now......

Wolfwood: Agreed.

*Suddenly, one of the strippers comes over to them.*

Everyone: O_O

Mokap the Stripper: Hey there *looks at Kilik*

Kilik: O_O

Dustin: HEY! Get out of here NOW!

Mokap: Fine...but he's coming with me! *Pull Kilik away into the crowd*

Kilik: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!

Sub-Zero: Scorpion, spear him back!

Scorpion: Damn, we lost him! I can't see him anywhere!!

Dustin: Oh my god. I wish I was with my Mika........

Kenshi: Well someone has to go get him........

Wolfwood: It's too crowded...we should separate and meet back here in a half hour.

Dustin: Oh god. If I get raped, someone is gonna die!

Scorpion: Same here!

*The boys separate*

*Meanwhile...

Cammy: Ok, what do we do to Jami next Mika?

Mika: Well, we already put face mask on her, put cream on her feet, washed out the face mask, AND did her nails..

Jami: I hate pink...

Ivy: I have an idea *ZIIIPPPPPPP*

Jami: o.O

Li Mei: Waxing?!?!?!

Jami: ...where???

Sindel: What a great idea Ivy!

Ivy: Hmm. Why all over Jami. Every inch. *evil smile*

Jami: Hey! I spent 4 years trying to get my hair down to my waist!! And i like my eyebrows!!

Frost: Ok, lets do Jami first, then we'll all work on each other.

Jami: AWAY FROM THE HAIR AND EYEBROWS!!!

Ivy: Don’t worry, we'll be working on the lower body dear.

Jami: O_O

Li Mei: Here we go.

*Flash to the outside again…*

JMIB7: Jami: YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile...

Dustin: *yells to Ryu, who is a few feet away from him* Hey RYU! Have you found Kilik yet?

Ryu: No, have you?!

Dustin: No, I think he’s a goner.

Kenshi: *is trying to sense Kilik’s presence* I cant feel him anywhere Wolfwood. But I do feel someone rubbing up against me. *takes out him katana and puts it to the neck of Stryker*

Stryker: DAMN! *leaves*

Kenshi: I may have to kill every man in here.

Wolfwood: Don't kill me please!!

Kenshi: Of course, not anyone in our group Wolfwood.

Wolfwood: Yeah…

*Cuts to Sub-Zero and Scorpion*

Sub-Zero: Any sign of him Scorpion?

JMIB7: Scorpion: Nope, not yet...how about you?

Sub-Zero: Nothing. Man, I really want to get out of here. I say when we find Kilik, we try to find a back door or something.

Blaze: Did you say back door? ^_^

Scorpion: o.O

Sub-Zero: No! I didn’t say anything! Please don’t rape me!

Blaze: Come here, you big beast! *tackles Sub-Zero*

Scorpion: Damn, and he's made of fire too!

Sub Zero: HEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Scorpion: ...aaah what the hell *starts kicking Blaze multiple times giving Sub-Zero time to escape*

Sub-Zero: Thanks! Lets go! *runs off*

Scorpion: *follows Sub-Zero*

*Cut to Dustin and Ryu

Dustin: Oh god, we'll never find him.

Ryu: I know, the poor guy probably got raped already.

*Suddenly, they here screaming from a back room*

Ryu: O_O

Dustin: That sounds like Kilik!

Ryu: Let's go!

*They run to the back and meet up with Kenshi, Wolfwood, Scorpion, and Sub-Zero.*

Dustin: I think Kilik is inside this room!

Kenshi: Let's go save him!

Ryu: Lets bust it down!

*They bust the door down and find...

*Two guys about to get it on*

Scorpion: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!!!!

Dustin: We broke it down! It cant be closed. Run for it!

*They run for it*

Ryu: Guess that wasn’t him in there.

*Then Kilik shows up from nowhere*

Kilik: Hey guys *is wearing two Hawaiian necklaces*

Sub-Zero: OH MY GOD!!! YOU GOT LAID....TWICE!!!!!

Dustin: Oh god, poor Kilik. You got gang raped huh.

Kilik: Actually I didn't...well I almost did, but luckily I used my rod against them and escaped.

Sub-Zero: Which rod? Hahahaha.

Kilik: ...you’re sick...

Kenshi: Well, anyway, lets find a way out of here.

*They find a random exit door that's opened*

Dustin: THANK GOD!

*They run for it and end up in an alley*

Scorpion: You know what I think we should do next?

Dustin: Nothing. We go get a hotel room, sleep for the night, then head back to the island in the morning!

Scorpion: Well, that too, but i was thinking we could...CONFESS OUR SINS!!!

Sub-Zero: I have to agree with you there!

Dustin: What sins? We didn’t go there on purpose!

Ryu: No, but the girls will give us a long, long laugh about this.

Dustin: Ugh, you’re right. Ok, lets go find the nearest church. After that, we get some hotel rooms and forget about this crazy night.

Wolfwood: Actually, we don't need to go to a church.

Kenshi: What do you mean Wolfwood?

Wolfwood: Because *goes behind his back and whips out a small church house* I have this portable confessional!

Everyone: O_o

Wolfwood: All you have to do is put fifty cents here and confess *put it over Sub-Zero's head* Here, try it!

Sub-Zero: Uhh, ok. Umm, dear lord, for I have sinned......

Wolfwood: What is your sin?

Sub: Uhhh, I, ummm, ate Ivy's pumpkin pie the other day.

Everyone: o.O

*Suddenly, three strippers including Mokap come out.*

Mokap: There they are!!

Dustin: That’s it! These guys are dead!

*Everyone draws weapons*

Sub-Zero: What's going on??

*Then the strippers whip out three HUGE machine guns*

Dustin:O_O

Scorpion:....Run?

Kenshi: I’ll handle this.

Ryu: Kenshi no!!

*Kenshi uses his telekinesis and makes the machine guns implode. Then he uses a force to knock them unconscious*

Everyone: o.O

Kenshi: There. Problem solved.

Sub-Zero: *still with the portable confessional over his head* What happened???

Ryu: Ummm, nothing Sub......

*Suddenly, the whole club comes out and surround them*

Kilik: Oh my god......

Scorpion: ...now can we run?

Dustin: Yea, lets run!

*They run and Sub-Zero STILL has the confessional over his head. He bumps into various objects on the way*

*So the boys escape. But Jami isn’t having the same luck......…*

Ivy: Now doesn’t it feel better to get rid of that useless hair Jami?

Jami: ...

Cammy: Oh come on Jami, it didn’t hurt THAT bad.....

Jami:...for a girl who almost died, you sure are cruel to me.

Li Mei: Hahaha, Jami, you are so funny^_^

Jami: ...

Frost: So what’s next on the list?

Ivy: Just the makeup.

Li Mei: Yay! I’m gonna make you so pretty Jami ^_^

Jami: ...I hate you...

*A half hour later...

Cammy: There, now isn’t she just beautiful?

Ivy: I think that is a very good job.

Jami: ...

*Suddenly, all the boys burst through the door panting*

Dustin: Thank god! *collapses on the floor*

Scorpion: Tell me about it *crash*

Ryu: Ugh, I’m never going out again.

Ivy: Well boys, did the lord forgive you?

Scorpion: Umm, uhh, yea, well, it turned out that God was really mad at us, but we made it ok......

Frost: Where's Sub-Zero?

*Sub Zero then stumbles in with the confessional still on his head*

Sub-Zero: Hey, Wolfwood, get this thing off!

Wolfwood: Ugh, you could’ve done that yourself, then you would’ve never bumped into all those walls, got hit by a train, fall in the water, and crashed into all of us making us fall out of the boat in the middle of the ocean!

Sindel: No wonder you guys are all wet.

Sub-Zero: ............

Wolfwood: *removes the confessional off his head*

Kenshi: *sniff* Hey, Jami, why are you tied up?

Jami: You don't wanna know…

Dustin: Thank god were back *runs over to Mika and pounces on her, and then covers her with kisses*

Cammy: That bad of a confession huh? Awe look, Kilik got Hawaiian necklaces!

Kilik: Don’t ask please.....

Dustin: Mika, *kiss*, I *kiss*, missed *kiss* you *kiss* so *kiss* much *kiss*

Mika: Awe *kiss* I *kiss* missed *kiss* you *kiss* too *kiss*

Kenshi: *Walks over and sits next to Jami* *sniff* Jami, you are absolutely beautiful.

Jami: Thank you, I guess, eh, can you untie me so I can pounce on you and kiss you to death ^_^

Kenshi: Of course. *loosens all the knots*

Jami: *quickly jumps on him and they start making out*

Ivy: Oh great. Well, why don’t we all go and leave these 4 love birds alone.

Scorpion: You know, they should have their own separate rooms.

Ryu: That is a good idea. Lets talk to Dustin about it after he takes his lips off of Mika.

Kilik: That's gonna be a while.

Sub-Zero: Well, I’m going to sleep. No more night outs ever again!

Wolfwood: Amen!

Li Mei: Yea, *yawn*, I’m tired to.

*Everyone goes to the sleeping quarters except Dustin and Mika, Kenshi and Jami, who are still smooching*

*Coming Up Next...Interlude: A Night of Passions*