Episode 3: First Day on the Island.

It is now morning at the new camp...

Dustin: *Just walking up* Ugh, that was the worst sleep ever. *Sees Li Mei on top of him* What the…

Li Mei: *snores away as she is being thrown off*

Ivy: Well it’s about time someone woke up.

Dustin: Ummm, yea, but Ivy.....It's 7 in the morning…

Jami: *growls* But I don't want cheesecake! *snores*

Mika: *mumble* Oh Rocky, you’re my hero......*snoring*

Sub-Zero: I want a mocha Popsicle *snores*

Dustin: So Ivy, why are you up so early?

Ivy: I'm making you all breakfast if you don't mind.

Dustin: O_O That doesn't sound like you.......

Ivy: Well no one cooks pancakes better than me.

Sindel: *walks in with only a bra and panties on* Oh Dusty you’re up. Would you be a dear and go get me my suit case?

Dustin: O_O; Ummm, sure..yea....ok.....*gets up to go get Sindel’s luggage*

Kenshi: *grumbles* Neu...Ermac, you're not my father, neu...*snores*

*On the way to get Sindel’s luggage, Dustin notices something move out of the corner of his eye*

Dustin: Huh?

*Dustin goes to check it out. Suddenly, someone jumps out of the bushes and attacks Dustin! The two end up struggling on the ground, and it looks like Dustin can't get away!*

Dustin: What the hell??? Who are you???

*Ivy and Sindel come out weapons in hands*

Sindel: What the...Who the hell are you???

*Seeing that armed warriors have appeared, the assailant gets up and proceeds to walk towards them, revealing to be a young, short, blonde haired girl in a blue leotard*

Mysterious girl: I have been ordered to terminate all of you!

Ivy: Why?

Mysterious girl: No questions. Just DIE!

Ivy: Then taste my sword!

Sindel: ...Not again…*Ivy and the Mysterious Girl fight for only a few seconds. Then Sindel kicks the girl down to the ground and brings her weapon to her throat*:

Dustin: Nice job you two.

Sindel: I demand to know why you are trying to attack us...and don't think that I will think twice about using this!

*After having a long blank stare, the mysterious girl goes unconscious*

Ivy: Wonderful.

Dustin: What the hell is going on here?

Sindel: *still in here bra and panties* I guess we should bring her inside.

Ivy: We'll tie her up on my bed.

Sindel: Good idea.

Dustin: Ok, I'll go wake everyone up.

*Dustin goes and turns the fire alarm on.*

Ivy: Fine.

*Everyone but Jami wakes up.*

Dustin: Great, guess I have to get more of Voldo's water........

Frost: Wait! Better idea...*goes to Jami and just stares*

*After a few seconds, Jami wakes up and sees Frost's face*

Jami: O_O YIPE!!

Dustin: Well, I'll save Voldo's water for later then. *evil smirk*

Sub-Zero: *Accidentally knocks down the bucket full of Voldo's water* Oops...

Dustin: Dammit Sub!

Kilik: So what's going on since the fire alarm went off?

Dustin: Oh yea. Well, I was going out to the boat, to get Sindel's luggage, when I was attacked by some weird girl.

*Then, everyone sees Ivy and Sindel drag the unconscious girl to Ivy's bed. Then, they take ropes and tie her down to the bed*

Dustin: Okay, how are we gonna wake her up?

Everyone: .....

Li Mei: I'd let her touch my melons, but it only works on men.....

Everyone: o_O

Ivy: Let me do it. *Backhands the girl and she wakes up*

Ryu: Wow, Ivy is tough.

Scorpion: Nah, she just got lucky.

Ivy: *glares at Scorpion*

Mysterious Girl: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Dustin: Hold on you little brat. Tell us who you are!

Jami: Yeah, tell us because you owe me some sleep! *puts pillow over her head*

Li Mei: Yea, only I am allowed to jump on top of Dusty!

Everyone: o_O;;
Kilik: So anyway, why did you attack Dustin?

*Suddenly, a giant swarm of chickens surrounded our heroes*

Ryu: What the...

Dustin: o_O Kung Fu chickens?

Jami: I WANT MY SLEEP!! *turn into Evil Jami*

Chickens: We are not Kung Fu Chickens! We are the Undefeatable Chicken Warriors!

Kilik: They talk......

Kenshi: *takes out katana...and is shirtless* How lame.

Sindel: *takes her whip...and still in bra and panties* Time to get rid of this pests.

Evil Jami: Good idea! *takes out Pulse Blade*

Dustin: Right! *takes out Light saber*

*The heroes make quick work of the giant chickens*

Kilik: Wow, that was so random.

Dustin: Yea, who would of ever thought that would happen?

Mysterious Girl: Hey! What am I doing here? Why am I tied up?

Frost: Oh lord you only realize that now. Yup, blonds are dumb...except Mika.

Dustin: Ummm, no, I think that pertains to them all.

Mika: *does Butt launch attack on Dustin*

Dustin: *Stuck under Mika’s butt*

Mika: Say you're sorry. NOW!

Dustin: Fine, I'm sorry!

Mika: *gets off of Dustin* That's better ^_^

Ivy: Oye, let's just talk to this little brat and get it over with! My pancakes are about to be overcooked.

Dustin: Right. So girly, who are you?

Mysterious Girl: My name is...My name is Cammy White.

Mika: Cammy.....that sounds so familiar....

Dustin: I have no idea who she is.

Li Mei: So Cammy, why did you attack my Dusty?

Cammy: Because my master has sent me to because he was bored.

Dustin: o_o

Ivy: Really? And who is this master of yours?

Cammy: I will not speak of his name.

Scorpion: Hehehe, should I use my, "influence" on her?

Sindel: No, that won't be necessary. Just leave me alone with her and I will get all of the information we need.

Dustin: Ummmm. Oooookay.

Jami: I don't wanna get up...

Ivy: *grabs Jami and drags her into the next room*

Ryu: I guess we should all go.

Jami: OWE!

Kenshi: Okay.

*They all leave*

*In the next room...*

Dustin: Hey, has anyone seen my socks?

Scorpion: *is wearing them* No...

Dustin: …Ugh, you stretched them out. Just keep them.

*Suddenly, Sub Zero walks in from the kitchen with syrup all over his face*

Sub-Zero: Man, those pancakes were gooooooood.

Ivy: …

Dustin: Don't tell me...

Mika: Noooooo. I am soooo hungry.....

Sub-Zero: Well, I did leave one.....

Sindel: Ok everyone. You can come back in.

*Everyone goes back in*

Sindel: Well, it was really easy to find it all out. It turns out our little girl has been brainwashed.......

Li Mei: Brainwashed? Why?

Sindel: Because her 'master' used her as a mindless puppet.

Dustin: Did you find out who her master is?

Sindel: No. In fact, she doesn't know her master's name.

Ivy: Strange..

Kilik: This blows...

Scorpion: Blow? Okay! *Takes off his mask and blows fire!*

Kilik: WHOA! I didn't mean it like that! *dodges fire*

Dustin: *On fire rolling on the ground* Stop Scorpion!!!

Scorpion: *stops and puts his mask back on* Okay.

Mika: *takes whatever's left of Voldo's water and splashes it on Dustin extinguishing the fire* There you go!

Dustin: O_O;;
Sindel: So anyway people.....I did manage to free her from the brainwashing, but she will be asleep for about a day.

Ivy: So where am I going to sleep?

Sub-Zero: You can bunk with me XD

Ivy: Hahaha. I'd rather sleep with Dustin.

Dustin: Hey!

Li Mei: NO! No one sleeps with my Dusty but me!

Dustin: …

Kenshi: That sounded so wrong...

Kilik: Poor Dustin.....

Frost: ...so now what?

Jami: I'm going back to bed *takes pillow and goes back on her bed*

Ivy: Well, I'm going to share with Jami. She's less obnoxious than all of you. *Goes over to Jami's bed* Move over!

Jami: *smacks Ivy with a pillow* I thought you were a morning person.

Ivy: I do need my beauty sleep. *smacks Jami's butt*

Dustin: O_O; Ooooooooooookay...

Jami: HEY! I've been violated!

Kenshi: Okay, new plan...Ivy, you can take my bed, I'll sleep on the floor.

Dustin: Damn, I was looking forward to a good show....

Ryu: It's just easier this way.

Dustin: Yea, it is...

Li Mei: So, didn't Sub say there was one more pancake left?

Scorpion: *burp* Already had it.

Mika: Ahhhh, Scorpion, I'm so hungry! *does butt launch on Scorpion*

Scorpion: ...owe...

Frost: Well, I can always cook up some oatmeal and there's extra fruit in the luggage somewhere.

Dustin: Well, that’s better than nothing.

Jami: *snoring*

Kilik: That girl can fall asleep fast.

Ivy: Well children, I'm going to get a little more sleep.

Dustin: But Ivy, aren't you hungry?

Ivy: No deary, I already had my pancakes.

Kilik: Wait a minute...

Ivy: Ta ta *goes on Kenshi's bed and falls asleep*

Kenshi: *uses his telekinetic powers and brings her outside while she's sleeping*

Dustin: You know, you will pay for that later Kenshi.

Kenshi: Maybe....*smirks*

Frost: Okay, I'm off to make oatmeal. How about we send two people to get whatever tropical fruit is out there.

Sindel: Yes, and I will need my clothes sometimes today.

Dustin: So who will go?

Frost: Well let's see...Ivy and Jami are asleep, I'm making the oatmeal, and Sindel is still half nude...

Dustin: Well, I'll go...

Mika: Yea, I want to explore the island! I'm gonna go too.

Frost: All right, we'll see you two later.

Sub-Zero: *snoring away*

*So the two leave to get food, Sindel's clothes, and explore the island a little*

Dustin: So Mika, what was it you wanted to see?

Mika: Everything, since I've never seen this place before. Maybe in the meantime, we can collect some wood to make a bon fire tonight.

Dustin: Good idea.

*So they gather some fruit and wood, and place it in a large bag*

Mika: Hey Dustin?

Dustin: Yea?

Mika: How did Li Mei get the assassin job?

Dustin: Ummmm, that's a good question...she was just there I guess...

Mika: I see...well, let's get more wood.

Dustin: Why were you wondering about it?

Mika: Just curious.

*They continue to collect more wood and fruit. Soon they returned to the camp and find Frost cooking the oatmeal on Scorpion's head*

Scorpion: I'm a decoy I tell ya!

Dustin: Why am I not surprised to see that?

Mika: *giggles*

Frost: Well the matches weren't working so I decided to use Hell boy over here.

Dustin: I see.

Ryu: I'm famished. How much longer?

Frost: Well...*DING* It's done! Now I need the bowls...

Scorpion: You owe me a beer...

Li Mei: Yay, you guys brought more melons for me XD

Mika: ...

Ryu: ...yeah...

Frost: *puts the oatmeal in the coconut bowls*

Dustin: Hey, this is really good Frost. I usually don't like oatmeal.

Frost: Thanks, it's my own specialty.

*Everyone else except Ivy get up and retrieve their breakfast*

Dustin: Hey, Jami finally got up.

Jami: Well, my stomach's keeping me up.

Dustin: Are you sure you’re just not worried Ivy is gonna crawl in bed with you? XD

Ryu: *chuckles*

Jami: ...I am not afraid of a tall, obnoxious British woman with a snake sword.

Mika: Suuuuuuure. Just like Dustin isn't afraid of Li Mei's melons.

Dustin: o_O

Ryu: *chuckles*

Scorpion: So, what should we do today?

Dustin: Ummm. I'm not sure. I thought it was gonna take us longer to set up camp.

Sindel: Oh hey sweeties, we still need to install the television system.

Li Mei: O Yea! I can't miss American Idol tonight!

Dustin: Well, I guess we'll work on that today. But it will take all of us if we are going to finish it by nightfall......

Sub-Zero: Okay.

Kenshi: Why not just let me use my powers and do the work, it'll go a lot quicker.

Dustin: But there are a lot of wires to plug in. You sure you will get it right?

*Within ten seconds, the entire cable system is connected*

Scorpion: Wow...

Mika: Awesome Kenshi!

Kenshi: Before I became a swordsman, I was a cableman.

Everyone: o_O

Sub-Zero: And I was a plumber!

Everyone: o_O;;;

Frost: Oh god, you must've been one of those plumbers whose butt crack shows when they bend over...

Sub-Zero: For your information Frost, I happen to have a very nice butt crack.

Frost: ...

Everyone:....

Kenshi: At this point, I am so glad to be blind.

Dustin: Any who, Jami, go turn on the TV to and find something good on.

Jami: I don't watch that much TV...

Mika: Hey, now is the time to start watching ^_^

Dustin: Just turn it on Jamsy...

Jami: Grrr. *Turns TV on and TMNT is playing* XD YAY! *watches*

Sub-Zero: Yea! TMNT rules!

Scorpion: Turtle Power!

*Suddenly, without any warning, the TV blows up and electrocutes Jami, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion*

Kenshi: HOLY SHIT!!!

Dustin: Are you okay?

Sub-Zero: *sizzling* We're okay...

Jami: I'm all fried...

Scorpion: That's the second time I got electrocuted!

Mika: Owwww, that looks like it hurt.....

Li Mei: Awwwww, poor things.....

Dustin: Ummm, Kenshi, what are you gonna do about this?

Kenshi: ....Ummm.....

Mika: Dustin, what are we gonna do?

Jami: Well we can always watch DVD's on my laptop.

Dustin: So 12 people are gonna huddle around your laptop?

Li Mei: Sounds cozy.^_^

Dustin: ...

Jami: Actually, I brought a projectile with me so we can actually watch the movie on a big screen.

Li Mei: Awww. O well, I'll still cuddle with my Dusty.^_^

Everyone: .....

Mika: Umm, so anyway, what DVDs are we gonna watch?

*Suddenly...Ivy comes into the room extremely pissed.*

Ivy: All right! Who's the smartass who threw me outside in my sleep???

Dustin: Ummmmm....

Mika: Uhhhhhhh....

Jami: Ehhhhh....

Scorpion:..................

Frost: *looks around*

Ivy: ANSWER ME! WHO DID IT?!

Sub-Zero: ALL RIGHT! IT WAS THE BLIND MAN!

Kenshi: ...thanks a lot Sub-Zero....

*Suddenly, Ivy tackles Kenshi and starts beating the crap outta him!*

Jami: Hey! He has a disability!

Ivy: *during the fight* DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THAT WAS?

Kenshi: OWE! HELP!

IVY: I WOKE UP BEING HUMPED BY A FROG!!!!!

Scorpion: *tries not to laugh*

Dustin: Ummm, should we get her off of him?

Jami: *pries Ivy off Kenshi, who's battered and bruised*

Kenshi: Sub-Zero...you owe me a beer!

Ivy: Let go of me. *Gets herself out of Jami's grasps* DONT YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN!!! *Storms off*

Frost: I hope she has plenty of tampons cause I think her time is coming...

Kenshi: You're telling me...

Dustin: No comment.

Li Mei: Wow, Ivy has some mean melons.

Mika: Ugh, is that all you think about Li Mei?

Li Mei: Only when my Dusty is around.

Scorpion: It's definitely all I can think about *stares at Li Mei's melons*

Li Mei: *smacks Scorpion* Only Dusty can stare at my melons.

Scorpion: ...owe...

Dustin: Ummmm, thanks, I think.....

Mika: Oh god...

Jami: Well, I'm going to get the first aid kit and help swell down Kenshi's bruises. In the meantime, why don't some of you go and catch some salmon for dinner tonight.

Dustin: I can't fish........

Sub-Zero: Mmm salmon...

Scorpion: No prob Dusty, I'll teach ya!

Li Mei: Yay, we get to learn to fish!

Mika: Cool!

Sindel: *is finally dressed* I'll help too.

Kilik: Ryu and I will stay here to keep an eye on Cammy and Ivy.

Ryu: Yea...

Dustin: All right, so me, Scorp, Sub, Li Mei, Sindel, and Mika will go fishing.

Li Mei: YAY!

Mika: ^_^

Kilik: I'll look after Cammy and Ryu looks after Ivy.

Ryu: HEY!

Kilik: Hehehe, I called it first.....

Ryu: *grumbles*

Li Mei: Let's go catch some melons!

Everyone: ......

Dustin: That's fish Li Mei. Let's go catch some fish......

*Everyone going fishing catches some fish. Kilik decides to train in the fort, Jami is helping to swell down Kenshi's bruises, and Ryu goes out to keep an eye on the extremely-pissed-off Ivy*

Scorpion: Ok, so when you bait your hook, be sure not to breath fire on it..

Dustin: Yea, I think I can handle that part....

Mika: This is fun!

Li Mei: Yea! Watch how far I can cast my line!

*Li Mei swings her pole back, but the hook gets caught on Mikas top!*

Li Mei: Here we go! *whiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

*Mika's top rips right off revealing her twins*

Dustin, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sindel: O_O

Mika: ...Why are you all looking at me like that?

Li Mei: AWWWWW, Mika, your melons are so cuuuuuttteeee!! XD

Mika: O_O *quickly looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile...

Ivy: RYU, FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OFF OF ME!

Ryu: I'm not even on you!

IVY: YOU'RE 10 FEET AWAY! THAT IS TOO CLOSE!!!

*Ivy cracks her whip sword!*

Ryu: *runs away back into the fort*

*Meanwhile...

Kenshi: Ugh, Ivy didn't have to go THAT far....

Jami: Unfortunately she did.

Kenshi: Well, thank you for the help Jami, You are too kind.

Jami: *smirks* No problem.

Kenshi: ...So do you have any plans for the future Jami?

Jami: ...Eh...I wanted to go into the gaming industry, but knowing the US Government, that's not gonna happen. Oh well, I can always go back into writing.

Kenshi: Hehe, yeah, I have read some of your stories. They are really good. But, I was wondering.......

Jami: ...eh, Kenshi...how exactly DO you read my stories?

Kenshi: I can feel the ink on the paper *smirks*

Jami: Ahhh okay....so what were you wondering?

Kenshi: ...Ummm, nevermind....

*Meanwhile...

Kilik: *Wow, this Cammy girl must be strong to stand a chance against Ivy AND Sindel. I wonder exactly why she was sent her*

*Kilik had been admiring Cammy all day, and little did he know that he developed a small crush on her....*

*Meanwhile back at the fishing area...

Mika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sindel: Oh deary, it's ok. I have a spare bra.

Mika: But its waaaaaaay too big! *on the verge of tears*

Dustin: Umm, hear Mika, you can use my shirt.

Mika: *sniff* Thank you Dustin *quickly puts shirt on*

Dustin: Umm, ok then. I guess everything is ok now....

Li Mei: EEEEK! I caught something!!!!

Scorpion: ...wow...

Dustin: Oh wow Li Mei, good job!

Sindel: Who would have thought that would happen......

Scorpion: Beats me.

Sub-Zero: *shrugs his shoulders*

Li Mei: *pulls in her catch*

*Li Mei's catch turns out to be...a giant, slimy eel!*

Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Scorpion: It's not a salmon, but it's food...*touches the eel and gets electrocuted*.....NOT AGAIN!!

Sindel: Ugh, how will we possibly be able to handle that?

Sub-Zero: Well, we always have Kenshi.

Dustin: That's right.

*But the eel breaks off the line, and starts jumping around the dock, shocking everyone*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(ZZZZT)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile...

Ivy: Ugh, I feel so clammy today.....O_O Oh no.......I forgot them....

*Ivy sees Ryu slowly coming towards her with a cane*

Ivy: NOW IS NOT THE TIME RYU!

Ryu: DON'T HURT ME!

Ivy: What do you want?????

Ryu: I, um...*goes through pockets and takes out a tampon* I figured you needed this!

Ivy: *fuming* ARRRRGHHH! YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME!!!!

Ryu: No, I actually wasn't...

Ivy: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *attacks Ryu*

Ryu: NEUUUUU!!!!!!

*15 minutes later...*

Kenshi: Wow Ryu, Ivy did a number on you...

Jami: Good thing I didn't use all the ice-patch up.

Ryu: *All battered and bruised* Yea, thanks guys...

*Kilik walks in*

Kilik: Ryu, what happened to you? ...wait, never mind.

Ryu: *vengeful glare*

Kilik: *backs away slooooooooowly.*

Kenshi: So Kilik, how is our little assassin doing?

Kilik: She's still asleep.

Kenshi: Ah I see...Is that all?

Kilik: ...yeah...

Kenshi: .......

Jami: ..........

Ryu: ........

*Frost appears*

Frost: Well, the fishers should be back soon...ahh, I see Ivy did a good number on Ryu.

Ryu: Ugh. I don’t want to talk about it....

Frost: Okay.

Kenshi: Kilik was just going to tell us what he was doing with our assassin all day....*smirk*

Frost: *looks at Kilik* Tell me! Tell me! I love gossip!

Kilik: *sweating* Umm, nothing, I was just keeping an eye on her........

Kenshi: Both eyes......

Frost: Tee hee...come on, you know you want to tell more *grins*

Kilik: ...Ummm....Hey! I think my laundry is done! *runs off*

Frost: Chicken!

Jami: Ah leave him alone.

Ryu: *chuckles* Yea Frost...mmm, and don't you have your own little secrets? It's not nice to bug other people......

Frost: ...be quiet.

*Then, Ivy comes in the room and everyone grows silent.*

Ivy: It's ok. I worked out all my anger on Ryu. I just want to rest darlings.

Everyone: ...

Ivy: When will dinner be started?

Frost: When the fishers get...

*Suddenly, the door bursts open and the fishers come in...all burned and electrocuted*

Jami: ...great, more people to take care of...

Li Mei: That was sooooooo much fun!

Mika: I didn't have much fun.......

Frost: That stinks Mika.

Kenshi: *sniff* Eh...what's that smell?

Sub-Zero: ...Eel...

Jami:...

Dustin:....yea........

Frost: Anything else?

The Fishers: .........

Ryu: Great.......

Frost: ...all right, let me go cook it up.

Ryu: Mika, why are you wearing Dustin's shirt?

Dustin: Umm, that's a long story.....

Li Mei: Lets just say, Mika has some really cute melons of her own.

Ryu: o_O

Frost: You poor thing.

Scorpion: *Grinning under his mask*

Mika: Right Li Mei announce it to EVERYONE!

Dustin: Umm, Mika, why don't you go get some new clothes.

Mika: Okay. *leaves*

Scorpion: So...who wants some melons for dinner?

Everyone: ...

*And so, Episode 3 comes to a close. Will Ivy beat up more men? How will dinner be? Will Kilik admit his feelings for Cammy? Stay Tuned for Episode 4: Yo Ho Ho And a Bottle O' Rum!*