Episode 6: Man-Cooked Meal and The Secret Beach

After rescuing Jami, Dustin and Mika's chemistry and Sub-Zero's near death comes...the next morning!*

Ivy: *just getting up* Look on the bright side love, you're weren't the only one sleeping on the floor...hey, where's Kenshi?

Dustin: Hey, yea, where did he go.....

*They were find him cuddling with Jami on her bed*

Dustin and Ivy: O_o

Ivy: ...cute?

Dustin: Guess Mika and I aren’t the only ones getting close........

Dustin: O god, that reminds me of Li Mei....What am I gonna do about her Ivy?

Li Mei: *wakes up* Owe my head...*sees Dustin* Oh, hi Dustin *falls back asleep*

Ivy: o.O

Dustin: O_o Umm, any suggestions Ivy?

Ivy: Amnesia?

Sindel: *waking up* Morning dearies

Dustin: Hey Sindel. Did you sleep good?

Sindel: Very well, after all that fighting last night.

Dustin: Thats good. O yea, so I heard you and Ivy got it on at the beach the other night.

Sindel and Ivy: o.O

Dustin: XD

Sindel: ...um, I'll go make some breakfast, any suggestions?

Dustin: Waffles?

Sindel: ^_^ I was just thinking that. I wanted to use my waffle maker. It should be ready in a half hour *walks into the kitchen*

Scorpion: *already awake* Good, I'm not gonna be a human stove this morning.

Ryu: *wakes up* Hey guys, good morning.

Scorpion: Morning dude.

Dustin: Hey Ryu. Sleep good?

Ryu: I slept all right

*After small chit chat, the rest of the group starts to wake up except Jami and Kenshi.*

Ivy: Sindel decided to make waffles. I don’t really care though, I’m famished.

Sub-Zero: Waffles, yummy! I wonder if she's going to put chocolate chips in them.

Dustin: That sounds good!

Kilik: I don’t care, I just want to eat.

Cammy: Yea, I'm sooo hungry.

Li Mei: *silent*

Frost: Well yea because someone ate last night's dinner *glares at Dustin and Mika*

Dustin and Mika: ^_^

Dustin: Hey Mika, did you sleep well?

Mika: Very well, sweetie ^_^

Dustin: I'm glad honey^_^

Li Mei: Awe, you two are sooooo cute together ^_^ *look at Dustin and Mika*

Dustin and Mika: O_o

Dustin: Uhh, you ok Li Mei?

Kilik: Well, Ivy did a good job on knocking her out last night.

Scorpion: Haha, she forgot she had a crush on Dustin!

Li Mei: Did I? No, I always had a crush on Maxi ^_^

Ivy: God, you liked that guy who was named after a type of sanitary napkin??

Ryu: Uh, Ivy, what are you talking about?

Ivy: ...nevermind, it's a girl thing.

Dustin: Must be......

Sindel: Breakfast is ready!

*So the gang starts to head to the table.*

Dustin: Hey, should we wake up Jami and Kenshi?

Mika: Nah, they look too cute, let's go.

Scorpion: Besides, more waffles for us!

*Dustin and Mika walk off to the table holding hands*

Dustin: Wow, it looks so good.

CyborgdragonX8: Sub-Zero: Yea, this looks awesome!

Frost: Mmmmmm, smells so good....

Sindel: Thank you...where are Jami and Kenshi?

Li Mei: They are still cuddling together in bed. I think I saw Kenshi holding her melons ^_^

Everyone: o.O

Frost: Oh give him a break, he's blind.

CybRyu: Well, you don’t have to see to grab onto a melon.....

Frost: ...well true...

Dustin: Can we change the subject please?

Frost: Sure cause those waffles are making my mouth water!

Ivy: Ryu, be a dear and fill my plate up for me.

Ryu: ...why?!

Ivy: Becuase I asked you to. Now don't make me get testy......

Ryu: O_O *gives Ivy two waffles*

*Ivy: You're such a sweety. Thank you Ryu. Ill try not to hurt you too much the next time I cycle^_^

Ryu: Umm, okay...

Sub-Zero: Wow, these are great!

Dustin: Yea, these are really good.

Sindel: Thank you everyone.

Frost: You know what I would like to see?

Kilik: What’s that?

Frost: I'd like to see some of you big strong men cook us a meal tonight *smirks*

Dustin, Ryu, Kilik: O_o

Dustin: Hey, I'm a horrible cook.....

Ryu: Me too...Well except when it comes to sushi...

Sindel: So then make us some sushi tonight.

Dustin: Hey, go for it Ryu. You mentioned it. I'll just go back to the US and grab a burger......

Sindel: OH NO YOU DON'T! You're gonna learn how to cook sushi with Ryu! And don't think your backing out of this either Kilik!

Dustin: Ugh. Damn it Ryu, why couldn't you have just been quiet....

Ryu: Sorry...

Kilik: Hey, why am I dragged into this Sindel?

Sindel: Because I said so.

Dustin: Man........

Ryu: Hey wait a minute! What about Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Kenshi???

Kilik: Yea, what about them?

Frost: Well Scorpion can be your stove...

Scorpion: DAMMIT!

Frost: And Sub-Zero almost died yesterday so he gets a freebie.

Sub-Zero: Woo hoo!

Dustin: Hey, I almost died once I found out I ate snails........

Sindel: Yes dear, but you weren't nearly burned to death by acid.

Dustin: *grumbles*

Ryu: And what about Kenshi?

Ivy: He went through enough trauma yesterday so he gets a freebie too.

Cammy: Well, I think its a great idea if the guys cook tonight.

Frost: Yeah, we can't do it all the time. Hope you guys make a great meal *looks at all of them except Sub-Zero*

Li Mei: Yay! We get to have man food tonight!

Kilik, Ryu, Dustin, Scorpion: O_o

Ivy: That's a swell idea.

Dustin: HEY! No Fair!

Frost: Hey, we do need to get away from boys once in a while, no offense.

Dustin: O, like us being around all of you is all happy days......

Ryu: Dustin, I think you should watch it......

Ivy: *glares at Dustin*

Sub-Zero: So girls...what should I do?

Ivy: How about you set up the plumbing for the shower...I'm gonna need a shower pretty soon.

Dustin: Ugh, I wish I could go back to sleep......

Mika: Hey, should Jami come with us, she's a girl too.

Dustin: Well, mostly anyway.......

All Girls: *give evil glare*

Dustin: I'm just gonna be quiet now......

Scorpion: Well you have to admit, she's the tomboy of the group.

Cammy: Really? I think she acts just like a normal girl.

Sub-Zero: Yeah, but she's not all about the 'girl power' thing...Well, at least she doesn't take it as seriously, you know what I mean?

Dustin: Sub, just be quiet with the rest of us.......

Sub-Zero:....

Frost: I bet she wants to spend the day with Kenshi anyways ^_^

Dustin: Hey, I'm in love too, why cant I spend the day with Mika?

Scorpion: They have something more...like me and Sasha! *hugs his rock*

Dustin: Shut Up Scorpion!

Scorpion: Make me!

Ivy: Okay, before we fight, let's clean the table and do the dishes.

Dustin: *grumbles*

Ryu: All right then, let's get these dishes in the kitchen.

*Meanwhile...

Kenshi: *just waking up* Jami?

Jami: *wakes up* Yeah?

Kenshi: Hey, did you have some good dreams?

Jami: Mmm I don't remember my dreams from last night, but I bet they were nice...

Kenshi: Do you want to stay in bed a little while longer?

Jami: *looks around* Why not, the others aren't around *cuddles closer*

Kenshi: Yea, I love being here with just you.

Jami: *strokes his chest a little* Yeah..

Kenshi: *smiles* So what do you want to do today gorgeous?

Jami: *laughs a little* Hmm, well let's see what the others are up to.

Kenshi: Hmmm, why don't we ditch them for the day and go inland. Just the two of us....

Jami: *smirks* Sure, that's a good idea, let me get in my bathing suit.

Kenshi: Ok, I'll get dressed too.

*Meanwhile...

Dustin: Ugh, why do WE get stuck with the dishes too?

Scorpion: Beats me man...I'd rather be doing plumbing work than this.

Ryu: Well, it could be worse.

Dustin: Yea, at least they aren't on their periods......

Ryu: ...except Ivy...

Kilik: I think she is on her period 24/7

Scorpion: *chuckles*

Dustin: Man, I feel sorry for the guy she ends up with.

*They all laugh*

*Meanwhile, the girls go outside. As they are walking to the beach...*

Frost: So Mika, how was last night with Dustin?

Mika: *grins* It was great, we kissed under the stars and we looked at them for a while.

Cammy: Wow, that sounds so romantic.

Li Mei: Yea, and you two are soooo cute. I need a guy so I can squish him to my melons^_^

Sindel: *gasps* OH MY GOODNESS! LOOK!

Cammy: What is it?

*The girls look and find a male figure facing down and not moving*

Frost: O my god? Who is that?

Ivy: I have no clue.

Sindel: I don't think any of us do.

Cammy: I wonder if he is even still alive. Let's go check!

Mika: Okay, but be prepared for anything.

*They run over to the figure...

Li Mei: I wonder who he is...

The girls: AHHHHHHHH!

???: WHOA! PRAISE THE LORD, HELLO THERE!!

Sindel: And who are you?

Li Mei: That's a cool name.

Wolfwood: Thanks.

Sindel: Eh, so Mr. Wolfwood, what are you doing on our island?

Wolfwood: Well, I was on my way on my vacation to Hawaii, but my ship sank and this was the first land I saw the whole night.

Li Mei: Awww, you poor thing.

Frost: Wow, that sucks for you.

Sindel: Hey, it that yours? *Points to a 5 foot cross wrapped in cloth*

Wolfwood: That's my cross punisher, I'm a traveling priest.

Ivy: Well, Mr. Priest, I hope you dont plan on staying here. This is a private island.

Frost: Oh come on, he's obviously ship recked. Let him stay here for just today and we'll ship him back to Hawaii.

Sindel: Well, we need to consult Jami and Dustin first. It IS their island after all.....

Mika: That's true.

Wolfwood: Well, that's fine with me I guess.

Li Mei: Hey! Lets take him back to the house and introduce him!

Ivy: That’s fine with me if you want to go. But I want to get some sun.

Sindel: We'll make it quick, I bet Sub-Zero might need help with the shower.

Ivy: Ugh. Alright, but Mika and I are still going to the beach. The rest of you can head back.

Frost: All right.

Sindel: Let's go, you must be shivering from last night, we have some extra clothes you can borrow.

Wolfwood: Thank you ma'am

Sindel: Please dear, call me Sindel.

Ivy: Come on Mika, lets keep going.

Mika: Okay.

Li Mei: Yay, lets go Wolfy!

Wolfwood: Umm, sure.

*They head back to the house where they find Dustin, Ryu, Kilik, and Scorpion trying to figure out the cookbook.*

Dustin: Are you sure we are reading it the right way Ryu?

Scorpion: Dude, it's upside down.

Kilik: O_o

Ryu: Umm, yea ok, here it is. Sweet and Spicy Sushi.

Dustin: Sounds gross.......

Sindel: Hi boys.

Kilik: Hey, what are you all doing back?

Ryu: And who's that guy?

Dustin: And what the hell is he carrying?

Frost: Boys, this is Wolfwood, he got ship-recked, needs a place to stay for the night, AND he's a traveling priest.

Dustin: Priest huh.......

Scorpion: O_O AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs*

Dustin: Youll have to excuse him Mr. Wolfwood. He's undead.

Kilik: From Hell.

Dustin: Undead, from hell, same thing.....

Wolfwood: Ahh, I see...

Ryu: So I take it he wants to stay here?

Frost: Yes but it's just for the night.

Dustin: Well, I guess it's ok. Would you mind helping us cook Mr. Wolf?

Sindel: Actually, we're going to have him help Sub-Zero out with the plumbing.

Dustin: Ugh, fine fine. Yea, he can stay.

Wolfwood: Yay!

Kilik: I hope you enjoy it here. It can get a little strange around here.

Ryu: Yup.

Frost: Well, we're off, see you at dinner.

*Everyone leaves*

Scorpion: *peaking out from the sleeping quarters* Is he gone???

Dustin: Yea, he went to help Sub-Zero with the plumbing.

Scorpion: ...okay *slowly comes out*

Dustin: Hey guys, I have a really bad idea.

Ryu: What?

Dustin: Since the girls were so adamant about us making dinner, why don’t we give them a little "present". Hehehe *evil grin*

Kilik: No that's wrong.

Scorpion: Wait, I want to here it!

Dustin: Well Ryu, you want to here it?

Ryu: ...I guess...

Dustin: Ok. *goes and gets a box, then brings it back to the kitcen* Take a look at this. *opens the box, and takes out the biggest, ugliest, black and red pepper ever seen*

Kilik: o.O

Dustin: This is an Oni Inferno Pepper. I found it in the Netherealm

Scorpion: Yeah, only the Onis can withstand that!

Dustin: Hehe, we won't use all of it. We'll just mix a little in with the fish.

Kilik: Can we at least not put it in Cammy's fish?

Dustin: Hmmmm. Yea, I'll pull Mika and Cammy aside and tell them not to eat it.

Ryu: Okay.

Dustin: But the thing is, this will color the fish red, so we cannot give them the pepper loaded ones.

Scorpion: This is going to be so cool! Hey, let's put one in the priest's *shudders*

Dustin: Hehe, and Kenshi and Jami's too!

Kilik: No, they weren't involved in this whole snerario.

Ryu: Well, we have to be fair, don't we?

Dustin: Exactly!

Kilik: ...whatever...

*So they go on with their plan*

*Meanwhile.......

Mika: Sure

Ivy: Well, this is hard for me to explain. I really am not good talking about my feelings.

Mika: Don't worry, just take your time...

Ivy: Well, that one day, when I was really out of it, Ryu was following me around and I....I don't know, I just thought that was so kind of him.......Hehe, No other man would risk themselves like that to check on me....

Mika: I see...

Ivy: I was just wondering, how I should go about being, how should I say, intimate with him?

Ivy: Hmmm...Well, thank you Mika. I think you are very right. Now please don't tell anyone about this.

Mika: Don't worry, cross my heart.

*Meanwhile...

Sub-zero: So you're a traveling priest?

Wolfwood: Yea, that’s what I do. So, you have the ability to freeze things?

Sub-Zero: Yea, it really comes in handy. Watch this. *Sub freezes Jami's lamp. The lamp falls and shatters*

Sub-Zero: Hehe, exactly. Hey, could you fetch me a bucket of water?

Wolfwood: Sure thing.

Sub-Zero: Thanks Wolfwood. This water will be used in the showers.

Wolfwood: Sure.

*Meanwhile...

Kenshi: So Jami, what part of the beach should we go to?

Jami: Hmm, well we haven't found any beach yet except for the one that we use. Maybe there's something on the other side of the island.

Kenshi: Well, why don't we go check? Heh, it'll be fun. Should we make it a picnic?

Jami: May...*suddenly Jami trips and falls down a long hill*

Kenshi: Jami! *he runs after her.

Jami: *lands at the bottom with only a few scratches* Owe...

Kenshi: Jami *chuckles* are you okay?

Jami: Yeah I'm fi...O_O holy smokes!

Kenshi: What is it Jami?

Jami: Kenshi, I wish I could give you my eyes for this moment...

Kenshi: No need Jami, I think I know....

Jami: *sees a small rounded beach with white sand and perfectly clear water.*

Kenshi: Is this place ok Jami?

Jami: Okay? It's AMAZING!

Kenshi: Ok, then we will spend the day here.

Jami: Exactly. Got the basket?

Kenshi: I sure do honeybunny ^_^. *Levitates the basket over*

Jami: *catches the basket* You don't have to call me that, *chuckles*

Kenshi: But what if I want to?

Jami: Bah, whatever, hehe. Let's go eat I'm starving.

Kenshi: Haha, ok ok, lets go eat!

*They settle a towel on the sand start eating their lunches*

Kenshi: Wow, this is really good food Jami. Did you make it?

Jami: Actually, it's from Subway ^_^

Kenshi: Hehe, even better^_^

Jami: Yeah *chuckles*

*And so the two spend their time eating Subway.*

*That night...

Dustin: Uhh, yea. Hey Mika, can I speak to you for a minute?

Mika: Sure.

*They leave*

Scorpion: *is cowering over from Wolfwood's presence in the room*...I'm gonna die...again...

Ryu: *nervous* Scorpion, I'd be more worried about the girls than that guy......

Scorpion: Yeah but they're not PRIESTS!

Kilik: Ugh, this was a horrible idea. We shouldn't have done it. Hey, where's Dustin?

*In another room...

Dustin: Mika, we're going to have a moonlight dinner on the beach, but we can't let anyone know......

Mika: Sure, to be honest I hate sushi.

Dustin: Hehe, cool, I have a lot of good food in this basket. I also have blankets, so we can stay out all we want. Lets go out the back ok?

Mika: Okay.

*They leave*

*Back in the kitchen...

Sindel: *from the other room* Boys, lets get the food out here please!

Frost: Yea, we're hungry!

Kilik: Okay it's coming!

Cammy: Be nice, I bet they worked really hard on this.

Ryu: Ugh, where did Dustin go?

Kilik: I have no idea. Should we go through with this?

Scorpion: It's the only food we have, and we have to serve them something.....

Ryu: Right.

*So the three bring out the food on platters.......*

Frost: Mmm sushi!

Ivy: It looks delicious dears....

Ryu: Thank you.

Kilik: And it was cooked on Scorpion's head once again.

Wolfwood: O_o

Scorpion: *slowly walks behind Kilik*

Ryu: *serves some to each person at the table*

Scorpion: *ends up having to serve Wolfwood some*

Sindel: O wow darlings, this look so good.

Scorpion: *quickly gives a few to Wolfwood and runs out of the room as fast as a cheetah*

Ivy: What's up with Scorpion?

Ryu: Umm, ya know, Kilik and I should go check on him while all of you eat!

Ivy: No! The cooks have to be present while we eat.

Cammy: Yea, we want to show you how much we appreciate you cooking.

Frost: Oh just let them, at least Scorpion would come *nudges Ivy*

Ivy: Very well, go check on him.

*Kilik and Ryu leave. Then Frost quickly takes the sushis w/ the Oni peppers and place them on Kilik, Ryu, and Scorpion's plates.*

Sindel: What was that about?

Frost: I know men all too well.

Ivy: Were these boys trying to pull a fast one on us Frosty?

Frost: Yup.

Cammy and Li Mei: No way!

Sub-Zero: Umm, did I miss something?

Sindel: Payback's a bitch!

Wolfwood: Yeah....

Ivy: Oh, and they will pay. Especially Ryu *evil smirk*

Li Mei: Hey, where are Kenshi and Jami?

Frost: Probably getting all lovey dubby.

Li Mei: AWWWWWW how cuuuuute!

Ivy: And where are Dustin and Mika for that matter?

Frost: Who knows...

*Then, Kilik, Ryu, and Scorpion come back in*

Ivy: Ah, about time boys. We were just about to eat up.

Ryu: Well, I hope you girls enjoy your meals.

Frost: Oh we will.

Ivy: *Takes a bite*

*Kilik, Ryu, and Scorpion jump under the table.*

Ivy: Oh my god, this is delicious! I've never had Sushi this good!

Kilik, Ryu, Scorpion: o.O

Li Mei: Hey, why are you guys under the table??

Sub-Zero: This is getting weird.

Cammy: Wow, this is really good! Did you make this Kilik?

Kilik: Umm, yeah...

Cammy: Well, its really great. You are such a good cook^_^

Kilik: Umm, thank you.

*The three boys come back up.*

Ryu: *still O_o*

Li Mei: Wow, this IS really good!

Kilik: Well, eh *to Ryu* Guess the oni peppers aren't as effective as Dustin said.

Ryu: Yeah, let's chow down.

Scorpion: Yea, I'm starving!

*After the 3 take their first bites, they start to sweat uncontrollably. There faces and eyes turn a deep red, almost purple.*

Everyone else: o.O

Ryu, Kilik, and Scorpion: *Burst out in flames!*

Sub-Zero: Whoa...glad I didn't cook.

*The three start running around the room uncontrollably!*

And the girls try not to laugh.

Ivy: *huge smirk* So, how were the peppers boys?

Sindel: *starts to crack up*

All three boys: YOU OWE US A BEEEEER!!!!!

Scorpion: O_O *realizes it was Wolfwood who splashed the water on him* HOLY WATER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around the room uncontrollably*

Sub: That wasn't holy water Scorp. That was Voldo's water......

Scorpion: ...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *realizes what Sub-Zero said* ...eh okay.

Ryu: So, how did you all know? *Mouth still burning*

*Suddenly, all three of their stomachs make loud rumbles*

The three: O_O

*They race to the bathroom*

Wolfwood: So, who's up for a game of Scrabble?

Everyone: Yea!

*Meanwhile......Mika and Dustin head off to the beach to have their candlelight dinner. After they set up there midnight picnic, they start to give food to each other*

Mika: Dustin, this is so romantic.

Dustin; Thank you Mika. You know, you are all I can think about......

Mika: And you're all I can think about too ^_^

Dustin: ^_^ Mika, you are so beautiful, you know that?

Mika: ^_^ *blushes* Thank you.

*After they finish eating, they kiss for a few minutes, then snuggle up under their blankets and cuddle for the rest of the night*

Kenshi: So Jami, did you enjoy our little vacation away from vacation?

Jami: Well I wouldn't call this a vacation, lol. It's more like a permanent paradise.

Kenshi: Hehe, true. But you know what I meant. *smiles*

Jami: ^_^ Well, he had lunch, talked, and ate dinner, what do you want to do now?

Kenshi: Anything you want to.

Jami: Hmmm...*looks up at the sky* The stars are really nice out tonight.

Kenshi: Yes, they are beautiful. Which ones do you like best?

Jami: I've always admired the North Star.

Kenshi: Yea, it's always been a symbol of guidance for me. Well, back when I could.......

Jami: *brings herself a little closer to him*

Kenshi: *sigh* ...Jami...what would I give to be able to see you?...I have no doubt that you are beautiful, but I would just like to gaze at you just once......

Jami: Maybe you will one day.

Kenshi: Well, that's ok, because I have you with me now......

Jami: *gets more closer*

Kenshi: So, would you like to take a midnight dip?

Jami: Sure, I've always enjoyed that ^_^ *gets up*

Kenshi: *gets up and takes off his shirt*

Jami: *Dayam ^_^*

Kenshi: *smirks*

*They go into the water*

Kenshi: So do you swim a lot?

Jami: Not as often, but that might change.

Kenshi: Hehe, oh yea, why is that?

Jami: I dunno, I never really had a pool when I was a kid.

Kenshi: Hmm, I was always traveling, so I never had much of a chance to swim when I was a child.

Jami: You seem to be doing all right.

Kenshi: Thank you Jami ^_^

Jami: Sure...hey Kenshi, can I ask you something?

Kenshi: You sure can.

Jami: I never really asked you this and I hope I don't scare you but...how old are you?

Kenshi: Hehe. A lot of people can't tell, but I am 27.

Jami: Not bad...I'm young, I'm only 19.

Kenshi: That's ok. Being young is the best time of a person's life.

Jami: Not the teenage years...

Kenshi: Well, I guess so, but there are always rough times. It just depends on how you handle them.

Jami: Yeah true.

Jami: Yeah, I was thinking that, I'm sure our friends are fine.

Kenshi: Exactly what I was thinking.

*Kenshi swims closer to Jami*

Jami: *gets closer too* You thinking what I'm thinking?

Kenshi: I hope so.....

*Kenshi and Jami embrace, and have a long romantic kiss. It feels like it last for an eternity.*

Jami: *breaks kiss for a second and smiles* That was exactly what I was thinking *kisses him again*

Kenshi: *huge smile before kissing her again*

*Because of their height difference, Jami had to stand on her toes while Kenshi bended down a little.*

Kenshi: *starts to levitate Jami*

Jami: So, do we have an extra blanket?

Kenshi: Ok, that sounds good.

*And so they do*

Kenshi: Is that better Jami?

Jami: Yeah *she embraces him and the two kiss passionately*

*After spending hours being intimate, Jami starts to doze of into sleep.....And so they cuddle together under the stars before falling asleep*

*Meanwhile...

Girls: DAMN!

Frost: How does he do that!

Ivy: I figured Sub-Zero was illiterate.

Li Mei: HAHAHAHA. O Ivy, you are so funny^_^

*Then, Ryu, Kilik, and Scorpion come in the room holding their stomachs.*

Sindel: Well dears, did you learn your lesson?

Ryu: ...yes...

Ivy: Good.

Kilik: BUT IT WAS ALL DUSTIN'S IDEA!

Scorpion: *Smacks Kilik in the back of the head*

Kilik: OWE!

Ivy: O really? So Dustin had a hand in this. What do you think about this girls?

Sindel: We'll let him have his time off tonight...then tomorrow morning, it's PAYBACK!

Li Mei: Well, its pretty late, and my melons are tired. Should we get ready for bed?

Wolfwood: Melons??

Ivy: Don't ask Wolfwood.

Frost: Hey, where should Wolfwood sleep tonight?

Scorpion: NOT NEAR ME!!

Li Mei: He can sleep in my bed!^_^

Ivy: Sure Li Mei, but you have to sleep on the floor.

Li Mei: Nooo. I wanted to scrunch him against my melons!

Wolfwood: *is getting the whole melon deal* o.O;;;;

Sub-Zero: Uhhh, yea.......

Frost: You know what, I highly doubt Jami and Kenshi are coming back so Wolfwood, we give you permission to use Jami's bed.

Wolfwood: Yea, that sounds better......

Li Mei: Aww melon nuts....

Cammy: Umm, so anyway, should we all get ready for bed?

Ivy: Why not.

Sub-Zero: So, other than beating up Dustin, what's up for tomorrow?

Ivy: Well, we have to set up the new beds.

Sindel: I guess we should do another search of the island. We don't need anymore surprises popping up....

Frost: That's a good idea.

Cammy: Hey Kilik, wanna help me make breakfast tomorrow?

Kilik: *sweating* Umm, sure.

Cammy: *smiles* Thanks! ^_^

Sindel: Hey! How come you complained when I asked you to make dinner but when Cammy asks you to make breakfast, you say 'sure'??

Kilik: *sweating even more* Uhh, well, I, ummm......

Ivy: Well isn't it obvious *smirks*

Frost: Haha. Kilik and Cammy, sittin in a tree........

Scorpion: F-*-*-*-I-N-G!!

Everyone: o.O

Li Mei: Scorpion! That’s not how it goes!

Scorpion: I don't care, it still rhymes!

Frost: *smacks Scorpion in the back of the head*

Scorpion: Owe!

Cammy: Anyway, thank you Kilik. *gives him a quick peck on the cheek*

Kilik: *blushes*

Li Mei: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

Kilik: Quiet!

Wolfwood: Well, I'm off to bed...

Scorpion: YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU...YOU PRIEST!

Wolfwood: O_o

Sindel: Just ignore him.....

Wolfwood: Umm, okay...

*So the group goes to the beds, and gets their sleep for the night.*

*Ivy wakes up to find Scorpion just standing there in front of the exit of the sleeping quarters.*

Ivy: What on earth are you doing?

Scorpion: *stares at Wolfwood's cross punisher* The cruxifix...I can't pass it...

Ivy: O god Scorpion, its just a hunk of metal.

Scorpion: Suuuure it's just a hunk of metal, but if i pass it, I'll burn to a crisp and go back to the netherealm for all eternity!

Ivy: Well, then why didn't you do lye down on the couch in the living room?
Scorpion: I didn't know it was here!

Ivy: Okay...*pushes Scorpion out of the room*

Cammy: *wakes up*

Scorpion: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm fryyyyyyyyyyying!!!!!!!!!! I'm...*realizes he's still whole* Hey...I'm ALIVE!...In an undead way...

Cammy: o_O

Ivy: *sees Cammy* Never mind that Cammy. Ugh I feel so dirty. I'm going to take a shower.

Cammy: Mind if I join you?

Ivy: Well, Sub-Zero did build two showers so we can always talk from our part.

Cammy: Oh yea, I keep thinking we only have one. Ok then, lets go.

*Meanwhile on the camp's beach...

Dustin: Hey Mika, how did you sleep? *slowly kissed her on the forehead*

Mika: This was the best sleep I ever had. How about you?

Dustin: It was great. We should do stuff like this more often. I really love spending time with you.

Mika: I love spending time with you too, sweetie.

Dustin: ^_^ Thanks honey.

Mika: Let's go back inside, I'm dying to have some breakfast.

Dustin: Umm, I'm not so sure that's a good idea for me Mika......

Mika: Why?

Dustin: Umm, well, you see, last night, Me and the other guys wanted to play a little joke.......

Mika: What kind of joke?

Well, we were kinda ticked at Ivy and the others, so we, umm.........

Mika: Yes?

Dustin: We put really hot peppers in the food.......

Mika: What?

Dustin: Umm, we got some really hot peppers, and mixed a little in the sushi......

Mika: ...so that's why we came out here last night!

Dustin: NO NO NO! I already had this planned!

Mika: That was such a mean trick you pulled! I'm going inside to have breakfast *storms off*

Dustin: Ugh, great........

Kenshi: *hears birds chirping* I guess its morning......

Jami: It definitely is *smirks*

Kenshi: *smiles* Hey Jami. *gives her a kiss*

Jami: *returns the kiss* Morning baby.

Kenshi: ^_^ How did you sleep cutey?

Jami: Really well, how about you?

Kenshi: I slept great.

Jami: I have a crazy idea for when we get back to camp.

Kenshi: Oh yea, what is it?

Jami: How about we get Dustin to order us a king-size bed, that way we can cuddle all the time ^_^

Kenshi: Hey, that sounds great! Maybe we can get our own corner walled off, so we can be all alone.

Jami: Yeah, that's a great idea, but I bet you they'll make us do that ourselves.

Kenshi: Maybe, but I will do it all for you Jami. *gives her another kiss*

Jami: Hey, I'm not gonna just sit back and let you do all the work *gives him another kiss*

Kenshi: *Yea!!* So, should we head back now?

Jami: *looks at watch and sees that it's 10am* Sure.

Kenshi: Ok, let's pick all this stuff up and head back.

*And so they do and head back to camp*

*Meanwhile, Dustin decides to face the music and head back to camp...but luckily, Dustin has his lightsaber handy*

Kilik: Morning Dustin.

Dustin: Enough small talk. I know you ratted me out Kilik. You're the only one who would talk.

Scorpion: Man, you're a psychic.

Dustin: Hah, I just know Kilik enough...But anyway, I guess I'll go face the girls.....

Ryu: Well Dustin, let's just say the plan backfired.

Dustin: O yea? What happened?

Scorpion: Frost knew our plan and switched the food.

Dustin: Damn, that is bad. How did she know?

Ryu: I have no idea, I think it's a girl instinct.

Kilik: Its probably like the way you knew I snitched *laughs*

Dustin: *smirks* I guess I'm in for it huh.

Scorpion: I'm afraid so buddy...

*Suddenly, Sindel, Frost, and Li Mei come out with various weapons and glare at Dustin.*

Dustin: Uh oh.................

*15 minutes later...

Dustin: *coughs* Man, I thought they would never stop......Ivy was the worst. Man, that whip of hers hurts!

Scorpion: Eh dude, that was Sindel, Ivy wasn't there for it.

Kilik: Neither was Cammy.

Dustin: Really? It felt like 10 women were beating the crap outta me. I didn’t have the heart to fight back.....

Ivy: SUB-ZERO!!!!!!!!!

Sub-Zero: O_o What now?

Dustin, Ryu, and Kilik: O_o

*Both Ivy and Cammy come in looking like they were dipped in ooze.*

Dustin, Ryu, Kilik, Sub, and Scorpion: O_O

Cammy: What kind of bloody water was THAT??!!!!

Sub-Zero: Hey, it was the water in the bucket!

Scorpion: Dude, which bucket did you use?

Dustin: Don't tell me it was.......

Ryu and Kilik: Uh oh......
Sub-Zero: Wolfwood handed me the brown bucket.

Scorpion: I hate to break it to you man, but the brown bucket was Voldo's Water...the clean water was in the gray bucket.

Dustin: Yea, Voldo delivered it the other night......

Ryu: Eew, that smell is horrid.......

Sub-Zero: Girls, I am so sorry, Wolfwood was the one who passed me the water, he didn't know...

*Ivy and Cammy are fuming*

Sindel: You know dearies, Subbie's right, Wolfwood didn't know we had two different kinds of water.

Dustin: Hehe, hey Sindel *gives her a big smile* No hard feelings about last night right?

Sindel: *gives him an evil glare*

Dustin: *O god, I'm doomed*

*That's when Jami and Kenshi walk in the room, their arms wrapped around each other*

Jami: We're back! What’s for...*sees everyone's condition*...did we miss something?

Dustin: *silent*

Ivy: I hate men! *storms off*

Scorpion: Yeah, you guys missed A LOT.

Jami: ...and who are you??? *looks at Wolfwood*

Ryu: This is Wolfwood. His ship sank, and he washed up on our island.

Kenshi: Hi.

Kilik: Man, you just missed a truly horrible show this morning.....

Sub-Zero: And last night.

Ryu: Ugh, do we have to think about that?

Scorpion: ...no, we don't...

Dustin: *still silent*

Jami: Hey Dustin, Kenshi and I were wondering if we can have our own seperate room.

Dustin: *looks up, and is really pissed*

Jami: O_O

Scorpion: Jami, now's not a good time to ask that.

Ryu: Really. Why don't you two go help Kilik with breakfast, since Cammy is having some difficulties this morning.

Kenshi: Sure no problem, cooking's my specialty *grins*

*Then they leave the room...

Scorpion: DANG NAB IT!

Dustin: What are you moaning about?

Scorpion: Well, Kenshi loves to cook so it really should've been him who cooked last night's meal...minus the peppers.

Dustin: Well, that doesn't really help us right now.

Ryu: Not at all.

Dustin: Man, I told Mika what we did, and she got PISSED.

*Then Jami comes back in the room.

Jami: Oh and if you want to Wolfwood, I give you permission to stay *leaves*

Wolfwood: Yay!

Sub-Zero: Dustin, that really bites.

Dustin: I know. I'm so screwed now.

Ryu: Ouch man......

Scorpion: Dude, that's why I have Sasha *whips the rock out and hugs it*

Everyone in the room: O_o

Dustin: Any who, I have no idea how I am going to fix this......

Ryu: Hmmm......Just give her a day, then try to talk to her.

Dustin: Hmm, maybe I should just leave the island today, and give everyone time to cool off.....

Sub-Zero: Dude, don't worry about it...say, why don't we have an all men's day at the beach, we'll be away from all the girls.

Dustin: That's kool. Lets go easy on the beer though. We don't need something weird happening again......

Wolfwood: That's fine *takes out a cigarette and starts smoking*

Dustin: *Slices the cigarette in half with his lightsaber* No smoking please.

Ryu: O_o

Wolfwood: ......Can I at least smoke outside?

Dustin: Yea, just not in the house.....

Wolfwood: Okay *walks outside*

Ryu: Umm, he was pretty cool for almost getting his nose cut off......

Sub-Zero: *chuckles*

Dustin: Well, I'm going back to the beach now. I don't want to stay around here any longer. *gets up and limps to the beach*

Scorpion: We're coming! *He, Sub-Zero, and Ryu follow*

*Meanwhile the girls are in the bedroom complaining about the guys.......*

Ivy: Ugh, I can't BELIEVE that Sub Zero.....

Sindel: Ugh I can't believe ALL of them...except Kenshi...

Li Mei: Ya know, even though Dustin deserved that, I felt a bit bad when I was beating him with my melon.....

Frost: Hey, he deserved it. And besides, I bet Kenshi would have been in on it too if he was helping........

Sindel: ...you're right about that.

Cammy: Ugh, my hair. How will I get this gunk out?

Frost: I already froze some ice for you too and when it melts, which should be an hour from now, it should be enough to wash the gunk out.

Cammy: Thank you Frost.

Li Mei: *perplexed look on her face* Hey, where is Mika? I saw her come back earlier.......

Ivy: Who knows, she and Dustin did get into a fight from what I can see.
Frost: Ugh, guess Dustin pissed us all off.

Cammy: I know he did a mean thing last night, but it is kind of sad. I'd hate to see them break up.

Li Mei: Yeah me too.

All the Girls: Yeah...

Li Mei: So what do you all think of Wolfwood, he's soooooooo cuuuuuuute ^_^

Frost: He's alright. I'm not into that priest thing though.....

Ivy: Yes, but he's a better man than the rest of the goons here.

Sindel: *chuckles* I'm sure he is just like every other man, when given the chance.

*All the girls laugh*

Cammy: You know, I wouldn't mind if he stayed.

Li Mei: Yea! That would be cool!

Ivy: Fine with me. He could come in handy if Zombies tried to invade.

Sindel: And if Scorpion tries to pull a prank on us XD

*All the girls laugh again*

*In the kitchen...

Kenshi: *gives Kilik the eggs*

Kilik: Thanks.

Kenshi: So Kilik, what exactly happened last night and this morning?

Kilik: *tells him the whole story*

Kenshi: Wow. You guys actually did that?

Jami: Whoa...

Kilik: Yeah we did...

Kenshi: And then Dustin.....I know what that’s like......

Jami: Yup.

Kilik: So, what did you two do yesterday?

Kenshi: We had a little picnic. That's all.

Kilik: *grins* Are you suuuure...you sure didn't return to the camp last night.

Kenshi: Well, it was such a beautiful night, we decided to sleep under the stars, right Jami?

Jami: Yup.

Kilik: *stomach rumbles* O_O Not again! *runs to the bathroom*

Jami: I'm thinking that's a maybe.

Kenshi: Yea, I think you are right. *embraces Jami and gives her a kiss*

Jami: *returns the kiss and the two start to get a little frisky right there*

Kenshi: Jami, you are really something ^_^

Jami: Oh yeah ^_^ *kiss again*

*After 20 minutes, Kilik comes back.*

Kilik: Phew, do not go in there *sees Kenshi and Jami making out* O_O

Kenshi: Uh oh. Guess we should put it on hold Jami...

Jami: All right *separate* Hi Kilik.

Kenshi: *smiles*

Kilik: Yeah...I was thinking maybe we could have breakfast for dinner tonight or something.

Kenshi: Sounds good. Should we just have sliced fruit for breakfast then?

Kilik: Sure why not.

Jami: But it's only 11am.

Kenshi: I meant for right now. Everyone is really hungry....

Jami: I know silly, but I mean it should be more of a lunch than breakfast ^_^

Kenshi: Brunch Jami, brunch.

Jami: ..I used to have lunch at 9am in high school...that really blew...

Kenshi: Wow, that's early......

Jami: It was only called lunch cause it was lunch food.

Kilik: Well, let's get the fruit sliced up and served.

Kenshi: I'll handle that. *Kenshi levitates the fruit and knives, and slices them up really quickly*

Jami: O_O Dayam

Kenshi: *smiles*

Kilik: Well, i guess we can serve it now.

*They leave the kitchen*