Episode 4: Yo Ho Ho And a Bottle O’ Rum!

*When we last left off, Ivy beat the crap out of Kenshi and Ryu and the fishers caught their only dinner...an eel....Frost cooked it up and now everyone is sitting around with a piece of eel around them with a fruit on the side*

Sub-Zero: ...who dares to take the first bite?

Dustin: ...Ummm

Mika: *sniffs the eel* Eh...

Frost: Well, I did it as best I could...

Li Mei: And I caught it!

Ivy: Well, I say the one caught it should eat it first.

Jami: Yup.

Li Mei: Do I have to?

Dustin:........

Ryu: Ugh, I think I may be sick...

Kenshi: *sniff* *faints*

Dustin: Ummm, maybe we should just skip dinner for tonight.......

*Suddenly...a Kung-Fu Chicken comes walking by...*

Sub-Zero: A chicken!

Scorpion: Lets fry it up!

*Everyone goes after the chicken. The entire group flies across the table trying to catch it*

Ivy: I got it! *smacks her head into Sindel's stomach*

Sindel: OWE!

Ivy: Ugh.

Kenshi: HERE! *uses his telekinetic powers and he catches the chicken*

*Kenshi holds the kitchen will everyone else is in a jumble around the room*

Dustin: Well, I guess that solves that. Li Mei, get off me please.

Scorpion: *fries the chicken*

Frost: I can't believe I went to all that trouble of cooking that slimy thing....

Dustin: It's ok Frost. We all appreciate the work you put into it.

Frost: Thank you love.

Dustin: Your welcome Frosty.

Li Mei: Grr…

*20 minutes later...*

Dustin: Hey, for being cooked on Scorp's head, that was pretty good.

Ivy: Surprisingly, it wasn’t that bad...

Scorpion: And for once Frost, you don't owe me a beer.

Sindel: But I would like some wine. Scorp, be a dear and fetch me some.

Ivy: Me too, if you don't mind.

Scorpion: Okay *he gets the wine but due to the enormous heat in his hands, the wine makes a small explosion*

Sindel: Ugh, Scorpion, that was a $1400 bottle of wine!

Ivy:......... *glares at Scorpion*

Dustin: Hey, when did you buy that?!?

Sindel: 20,000 years ago.

Everyone: o_O

Mika: That's a really long time ago....

Kilik: But then, wouldn't of that wine been worth a fortune if it was that old?

Sindel: ...Scorpion, you owe me a beer.

Scorpion: DAMNIT!

Ivy: Oh great, I have to be sober tonight.

Dustin: It's not THAT bad, is it?

Li Mei: Maybe to her but not to my melons!

Everyone: ........

Dustin: Hey Li Mei, aren't those called "morning stars"?

Li Mei: No...where did you get that idea, silly?

Mika: *laughs*

Ryu: *chuckles*

Scorpion: Well, the whole thing are melons and the nipples are the morning stars

Dustin: Oh god....

Jami: ...oooooooooooooooooook!!!!

Ivy: Men...

Li Mei: Well, you can call them whatever you want Dusty XD

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Kilik: She isn't helping either Ivy.......

Ivy: *glares at Kilik*

Kilik: *has the vision of Kenshi getting the crap beat out of him* O_O

Dustin: Umm, so what movie are we gonna watch tonight?

Mika: I was thinking we should go outside and light up a bon fire.

Li Mei: Yay, that sounds fun.

Dustin: That sounds good. What do the rest of you think?

Everyone: *nod*

Sub-Zero: I guess that’s decided.

*Later...

Li Mei: Hey! Let's tell ghost stories!

Scorpion: *takes off his mask and stares at Li Mei* Suuuuuuuure...

Li Mei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *jumps on top of Dustin*

Scorpion: Haha, that never gets old...

Sub-Zero: Okay, who will tell a ghost story first?

Dustin: Why don’t you go first Jami?

Jami: eh...*is shivering from the cold

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Kenshi: *can sense Jami cold* Here Jami, you can take my blanket I brought.

Jami: *takes Kenshi's blanket* Thanks.

Dustin: Okay then, anyone want to start?

Li Mei: O! O! Me! Me!

Ivy: This should be interesting.

Mika: Shhh, Ivy, be nice.

Li Mei: It was a dark, stormy night...there was an old woman who lived in a big house all alone...she had the ugliest set of melons in the world...

Dustin: *under his breath* Oh god...

Li Mei: ...and these melons, they were so ugly, that anyone who saw them would die of fright.....

Kenshi: Been there, done that, except that's how I became blind.

Li Mei: Aww, Kenshi, you ruined the mood.

Kenshi: Sorry...eh, go on?

Li Mei: Someone else continue it. I just want to snuggle with my Dustin.^_^

Dustin: o_O

Mika: Okay I'll continue...rumor had it that the old woman never left her house for fear that the townspeople would kill her...but ever so often, an unsuspecting person would make their way to her house...and they would never come back out...

*After about a half hour of story, Mika finished. THe story was so good, that even Ivy and Sindel were a bit on edge.*

Mika: So how was it?

Everyone: O_O

Mika: Yea, I even scared myself a little.

Li Mei: Hey, its gotten really dark....

Scorpion: ...OKAY! Let's sing a song! *takes out his guitar*

Dustin: Since when do you sing Scorpion?

Scorpion: Before I became a spectre, I was a musician. Now I'm going to sing MY version of "Cume-by-ya" *strums the instrument*

Dustin: Why do I have a bad feeling about this....

Ryu: *whispers* Trust me, we ALL have a bad feeling about this...

Scorpion: *singing like the perfect country singer* Cume-by-ya Onis, cume-by-yaaaaa....cume-by-ya Onis, cume-by-yaaaaa...

Everyone: o.O

Mika: Eh...

Sub-Zero: Uh...

Ivy: * Oh my lord...*

*Then Scorpion finishes*

Scorpion: Well, how was that? Great or what?

Jami: ....um...why exactly did u leave the music business?

Scorpion: Cuz I kept taking my mask off, and it would give old ladies heart attacks.

Dustin: That'll do it.

Jami: Yup.

Sub-Zero: I have an idea...LET'S ROAST MARSHMALLOWS!

Everyone: Yay!

*10 minutes later, everyone is roasting their own marshmallows*

Dustin: Aww man, I wish we could make S’mores.

Frost: Well then, put graham crackers and chocolate bars on the monthly shopping list.

Mika: Yea, I love S’mores!

Jami: Me too!

Li Mei: Wow Dusty, what a good idea! *scrunches Dustin to her melons*

Dustin: Mmph mppphm phmmh!!!

Kilik: Oh lord.

Dustin: *gasps for air* Help....

Ivy: *backhands Li Mei*

Li Mei: OW! *starts to cry*

Mika: IVY! You didn’t have to do that!

Ivy: For crying out loud, she's trying to kill our ring leader!

Sindel: True, but that was a bit rough Ivy.

Ivy: Okay, then I'm sorry Li Mei, if you want I'll give you a beer.

Li Mei: *sniff* Ok then. But you have to give me a hug to make up for it.

Ivy: o.O...Ugh...fine *slowly hugs Li Mei*

All the Guys: O_O

Jami: Holy smokes...

Sindel: Awww, that was so touching.

Kilik: ...yeah...

Mika: Yea, good thing I got a picture of it^_^

Ivy: ...

Dustin: Um, yea, any who, are those marshmallows done Scorp?

Scorpion: Definitely! *gives everyone marshmallows*

Kilik: You know, I want to make more. *puts a fresh marshmallow on a stick and roasts it over scorpion's head*

Dustin: Umm, Kilik, can you make me one too. Scorp over cooked this.

Jami: Tee hee, how about we all do it!

*Everyone takes a stick and a marshmallow and roasts them over Scorpion's head*

Scorpion: ...YOU ALL OWE ME A BEER!!

Frost: Haha, this is fun!

Ivy: Yes we love you too Scorpion.

Ryu: Hehe, we should cook like this every night.

Scorpion: Over my dead body.

Sub-Zero: Ummm, Scorp...

Sindel: You are dead Deary.

Dustin: Yea, Sub's brother killed you a long time ago.

Scorpion: I know...AND I LIKE IT!! ...your brother STILL owes me a beer.

Sub-Zero: Damn, why'd you have to bring THAT up?

Scorpion: Because...

*Later than night...

Mika: Wow, it's so late.

Ivy: But I don’t want to go in yet.

Li Mei: *snoring*

Jami: Too late for her...

Dustin: Thank god. But she still won't let go of my arm.....

Scorpion: *rips her arm off, takes it off Dustin, then sews it back on*

Everyone: O_O

Scorpion: Well it's better than nothing.

Sub-Zero: I have an idea...Let's have BEER!

Dustin: Some of us are underage.....

Jami: *already drinking Budweiser* Who gives a damn...

Dustin: Umm, alright, but just so you guys know, I’m a really lovable drunk.

*20 mins later*

Dustin: Seriossslly Scopth, you are the guy. YOu arE LiEk, So kOOl With tHE Fire....

Scorpion: HyeE Man, No OyuO AreE tHe MaN. I LoVE YoU MaN, Yor Like, A RealLy RealYYl Cool DudE...

Dustin: YeAH, leki, yure like A bRO To meeeee....*burps*

Jami: *passed out*

Ivy: *buzzed out of her mind* Id just like to take this time to say that I love you all, and I want to give everyone of you hugs^_^

Mika: IAm likeee alllll horrrrney...*grabs Ryu* Let US GeT gOWN wit IT.

Ryu: *passed out*

Mika: DamN! DuUstin, GEt yOurE CuTUe Butt OVEr HErE.

Dustin: *passed out*

Sub-Zero: I'm horrrrrney Too, Meeeeeeeeeekaaaaa...

Mika: O_O *passes out*

Kenshi: WooT, zee room iz all spineeeeeeey...*passes out*

Sindel: You KnOw Ivy, You Are Such an AttrRactIve Woman.....

Ivy: Yea So aRE *passes out*

*Then they all pass out*

*Morning...*

Dustin: *wakes up to find both Li Mei and Mika clinging on to him* What the hell...

Sub-Zero: *wakes up*...Dude... you got blinged last night!

Dustin: o_O

Kenshi: *wakes up to find Jami lying in his lap* Huh...?

Ivy: Huh, why are we on the beach?

Mika: Wha? Where am I?

Sindel: Like...we came here, remember?

Ivy: Ugh, *burp*, I don’t remember anything...

Dustin: Ahh, my head is banging like crazy.....

Scorpion: *pukes*

Jami: Why am I so cold??

Dustin: ....O_O Jami, you're topless!

Jami: Wha...*looks down* ...ugh, whatever...

Mika: Owww, I just had the best dream. Dustin and I were....*looks up to see Dustin* Ummm, nevermind...

Dustin: Ugh, I guess we should go back to the house......

Sindel: *finds herself next to Ivy* ...ugh, good idea...

Ivy: Sindel, why are you holding my ass?

Everyone: O_O

Jami:...where's my shirt?...

Scorpion: *wearing Jami’s shirt* beats me....

Dustin: Scorp, why do you wear other people's clothes?

Jami: ...don't tell me I...

Dustin: I hope not.....

Scorpion: ^_^

Jami: *sees that she still has her pants on*...Good I'm still a virgin...

Li Mei: *yaaawn* I think we should go back and clean up. My melons are all sticky from the sand.

Sub-Zero: Yeah...and why does my dick feel so blistered? *finds Frost next to it* ...great...

Dustin: Dude, I pray to God she's not your sister....

Scorpion: Dude...I took a blood test for them remember?

Dustin: But you never know....

Ivy: Anyway, I got sand all over me. Can we go please...

Kenshi: Ugh...sure...

Dustin: Umm, I guess we should carry the others.....

*Kenshi uses his telekinetic powers and carries everyone to their beds*

*Later, at the table for breakfast, after everyone has sobered up*

Mika: Ugh, I can barely remember anything from last night....

Ryu: Same here..

Jami: *feels the blisters on her lips* I vaguely can...

Dustin: O_o I can, unfortunately.....

Li Mei: Awww Dusty, we had fun!

Ivy: I'm sure you three did.

Li Mei: 3?

Ryu: *chuckles*

Mika: *blushes, but is still unsure what happened*

Ivy: *smirks*

Dustin: ANYWAY, what are we having for breakfast?

Kenshi: *burp*

Frost: ...I have no clue...

Sindel: *burp* Well, is someone going to cook?

Frost: I'm too drowsy to cook...we might as well have the leftover fruits from last night's dinner.

Dustin: I'm cool with that.

Sub-Zero: Yea, that sounds ok.

*Everyone grabs a fruit*

Ryu: Sindel, shouldn't that blonde girl be awake by now?

Sindel: ...Oh yeah, you're right...

Kilik: *starts to sweat* Oh yea, we still need to figure out why she came here.....

Ivy: Hmph, don't worry Kilik, I’m sure she didn't come her just for you.

Kenshi: *smirks*

Kilik: Be quiet please, I'm really not in the mood.

Jami: None of us are...

Dustin: So, should we go check on her?

Frost: Why not.

*They all travel to the bedroom to check on Cammy, who is still sleeping*

Dustin: Can you wake her up now Sindel?

Sindel: *smirks* Sure...

*Sindel opens her mouth*

Sindel: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone clutches their ears and hits the floor...*

*After its over...*

Cammy: Hhmmm, where am I?

Sindel: You're at a fort with us.

Dustin: Don't you remember how you got here?

Cammy: I, I dont remember anything.......

Ryu: Well this stinks...

Kilik: *admiring her* Well, what will we do with her?

Mika: Poor thing....

Dustin: Beats me. I guess we can let her go.

Kenshi: I don't think Kilik would want that *grins*

Kilik: *smacks Kenshi over the head with his rod*

Ivy: Well, being that she doesn't remember a thing, letting her go out on her own might not be a wise choice.

Li Mei: So, should she stay here?

Jami: Sure, why not?

Kenshi: And Kilik, don't hit me in the head again *picks up a small twig* I...have a STICK!

Kilik: O_o

Dustin: Any who, I guess we can untie her now.

Cammy: Yea, that would be nice......

Ivy: *cuts down the ropes with her sword*

Cammy: *gets up off the bed* Thank you. But, is it really all right for me to stay here?

Sindel: You can stay as long as you want.

Jami: Sure...we just need an extra bed...

Dustin: Ugh, I guess we should go back and buy a few more beds. I'm tired of sleeping on the floor.........

Frost: All right, I guess in the meantime, we can send two people to go back to Bush's Country and get a few more supplies..

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Dustin: So who will go?

Scorpion: We have to draw straws, remember?

Li Mei: Yea, that was your idea Dustin.

Dustin: O yea. Kenshi, go get the straws please.

Kenshi: Okay *gets the straws and gives them to Dustin*

Dustin: Ok, whoever draws the 2 shortest straws will be going.

*Everyone draws a straw...*

Mika: Hey, I got a short one.

Dustin: I got one too...

Jami: Hah, looks like the love birds get to go together.

Li Mei: What did you say Jami?!?

Jami: Um...nevermind...

Li Mei: At least I didn't make out with a dead guy last night!

Everyone: O_O

Scorpion: Owe, Li Mei you hurt my feelings.

Dustin: Umm, anyway, come on Mika, lets get ready.....

Mika: Okay!

*So the two get ready, and board the small boat back to the US*

Dustin: Well, I figure we can just have the beds shipped to us by plane after we buy them.

Mika: Okay.

Dustin: Cool...Um, so Mika about last night...

*Back on the Island...*

*Jami lays on her bed napping...

Ivy: *says to Li Mei* Does she sleep ALL the time?

Li Mei: I don't know, but her melons look really comfortable.

Ivy: Ugh. Come on Li Mei, help me get the dinner prepared for tonight.

Sindel: *Walks in the TV room where Kilik, Ryu, and Kenshi are talking* Hey boys. Do you think this thong makes my ass look fat?

Boys: O_O

Kilik: *to Ryu* Dude...she actually looks cute...

Ryu: *to Kilik* You're telling me...

Kenshi: *Damn, what I would give to have my sight back*

*Kenshi then decides to leave the room and head over to the sleeping quarters...
Sindel: So boys, what do you think?

Kilik: Um...you're ass...um...

Ryu: *drools*

Sindel: *smacks her ass* I thought so. Thank you dearies ^_^

Kilik and Ryu: O_O;;

*At the sleeping headquarters...

Jami: *snores* *mumble* Owe...my lips are burning...*snores*

Kenshi: *Wow, what a night last night*

*In the corner, Frost and Cammy are talking...*

Frost: So Cammy, you really don't remember anything at all?

Cammy: Nope.

Frost: Bummer. But you're welcome to stay here as long as you want.^_^

Cammy: *smirks* Thank you...

*Meanwhile, Sub-Zero takes out the latest issue of Playboy magazine...when he gets to the centerfold pages, he finds a picture of...his MOM!*

Sub-Zero: o_O;;; *dies*

Scorpion: Damn. Now I gotta get some of Voldo's Water....*goes and gets the supply of nasty water, then comes back* Here ya go Subby!

*In the kitchen...

Ivy: Hmm, So Li Mei, what is with you and Dustin?

Li Mei: He' SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUTE!!

Ivy: *smirks* Well, I'm not one to gossip, but you may have some competition.
Li Mei: What do you mean?

Ivy: Nothing dear, nothing. Could you hand me that pot please?

Li Mei: Sure *picks up the pot and accidentally drops it on Ivy's foot*

Ivy: AAAHHH DAMMIT! *keels over in pain*

Li Mei: OH MY GOODNESS!!! I'M SO SORRY IVY!! Are you okay????

Ivy: Owwwwee, my foot. LI MEI, what is WITH YOU!

Li Mei: *on the verge of tears* I said I was sorry...

Ivy: Ugh *shaking it off* Don't, ugh, worry about it. Just, ahhh, be more careful *limps across the kitchen*

*Back in Bush's Country...

(Warning: Bush bashing)

Dustin: So Mika, do you remember a lot from last night?

Mika: Not really...all I remember was Frost getting down on Sub-Zero...

Dustin: Ah, I see. But you really don't remember anything else at all?

Mika: Nope..

*When they reach the land, they find Bush giving out a speech...

Bush: Our water system will now contain of Voldo's Water!

Voldo: Hooray!

Dustin: o_O What the hell is he talking about?

Mika: I have no idea...

Dustin: I'm so glad we left. But any who, where should we go to buy the beds?

Bush: Also, there will be no more jobs for anybody!

Dustin and Mika: o.O

Cyrax: YOU SUCK!

Zangief: Dah! You be daffed Bush: *Zangief then starts to break dance for no reason*

Dustin and Mika: ...

Dustin: So anyway Mika, any good places to find beds?

Mika: Umm...

Bush: And martial arts will now be illegal!

Dustin and Mika: O_O

Everyone: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dustin: Mika, let's hurry...I smell a riot...

Mika: Yeah...

Ermac: THAT'S IT! *takes Bush's soul*

Everyone: HOORAY!

Dick: Now I will be your new president!

Everyone: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dustin: Umm, Mika, could you do me a favor?

Mika: Sure...

Dustin: Could you launch your butt at that guy ^_^?

Mika: Sure *performs butt launch at Dick*

Everyone: HOORAY!

Dustin: Nice Mika!^_^

Mika: Thanks ^_^

*Meanwhile...

Frost: So Cammy, what do you think of Kilik?

Cammy: Who's Kilik?

Frost: The guy with the pole.

Cammy: ...oh yeaaaaah! He's all right...

Frost: You should go talk to him, ya know that.

Cammy: Um...

Frost: *big smirk* Yea, go ahead. He's really friendly.

Cammy: Um...

*Meanwhile...

Sindel; So Ryu, why did you decide to come with us?

Ryu: Because no country is ever good anymore.

Sindel: Is that really it?

Ryu: Yup.

Kilik: I agree with him, there's no good place to travel anymore because of all the wars.

Sindel: True true. But I bet you boys just came to watch me and Ivy in our thongs^_^

Kilik and Ryu: ....

Sindel: Kilik, would you mind giving me a massage? My back is killing me.....

Kilik: Um...

*Meanwhile...

Scorpion: *SPLASH* There ya go Subby!

Sub-Zero: ...*sniff* What kind of water is THAT???

Scorpion: You don't wanna know.

Sub-Zero: Okay...

Scorpion: Hey! *picks up magazine* It's your MOM!

Sub-Zero: O_O *dies again*

Scorpion: Damn, I'm out of Voldo's water...

*Meanwhile*

Ivy: *has a bandage over her foot* okay let's keep going...

Li Mei: Okay! What are we gonna make? Umm...melons?

Ivy: ...no...

Li Mei: Awwwwww...

Ivy: Better idea...let's make...Es Cargo.

Li Mei: EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Ivy: It's a delicassy Li Mei. I'm sure you will enjoy it deary.

Li Mei: Well, okay...

Ivy: Good. Now hand me that box of live snails.

Li Mei: O_O;

*Meanwhile...

*After searching around for a long time, Mika noticed that she can't take her eyes off of Dustin, no matter how hard she tries*

Dustin: So Mika, how about this bed?

Mika: Um...it's looks cozy...

Dustin: Mika, are you even paying attention?

Mika: *shakes head quickly* Um, yes I am!

Dustin: Ok. So how many of these do we need?

Mika: Two...one for you and me...I mean you! and one for Cammy.

Dustin: Umm, right. Yea, two then. Let's go to the cashier and ask how we can get it shipped.

Mika: Okay.

*They go to the clerk who turns out to be Xianghua*

Dustin: Yea, we want to get 2 of those beds, but we need to have them shipped out of the country.

Xianghua: Sure, we have planes available to ship them over and they should be there in less than 24 hours.

Dustin: Thanks. Ship them to this address. *hands her a slip and credit card* By the way, that is an awesome sword. Where did you get it?

Xianghua: *smiles* I got it in my country of China.

Dustin: That's cool. Do you know any shops around here that have weapons like that?

Xianghua: None that I can think of, but there's a great weapon store just down the block.

Dustin: Cool. Can you write the name down for us?

Xianghua: Sure *writes name down*

Dustin: Thank you so much. So Mika, do you want to go?

Mika: Sure.

Dustin: Cool. We'll check it out, then head back to the island. Sound good?

Mika: ^_^ That's fine by me.

*So they head down to the shop*

*Meanwhile...

*Kenshi sits on his bed listening to Jami sleep...

Kenshi: *So I wonder, did Jami really do those things to Scorpion. hmmmm*

Jami: *snores*

*After thinking about it for a while, Kenshi start to feel a bit jealous. Why? Is he fond of Jami? Suddenly, Kenshi hears a noisde from just outside the window...*

Kenshi: What the...

*Meanwhile...

Sindel: Well Kilik, how about that massage?

Kilik: Um, well, eh, I kinda have this pain in my thumb...

Sindel: Awww, youre shy, how cute. I asure that it is entirely out of friendship Kilik. Pleeaaaassseeeee?

Kilik: Umm...

*Suddenly, they hear a loud crash from the sleeping quarters!

Ryu: What the???

*They run in to check it out along with Frost, Cammy, Ivy, Li Mei, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion. When they reached the quarters, they find that Kenshi is the only one in the room, sword in hand...some of the beds are knocked over*

Ryu: What happened here?

Kenshi: *fuming* THEY TOOK HER!

Ivy: What? Who took her?

Kenshi: Some reptilian creature! I can smell him...

Sindel: What? How did it happen?

Kenshi: I don't know!!! He just came in here and took her!!!

Frost: That doesn't matter. We have to go after her!

Sub-Zero: Exactly.

Li Mei: Yea!

Cammy: I'll help you all.

Kilik: *Yes!*

Sindel: Well then, Kenshi, can you track the creature?

Kenshi: I'll try...and I'll make sure he tastes my blade!!

*Another rescue mission is on the way! Will they be able to save Jami? Will Dustin and Mika get a good weapon? Stay tuned in Episode 5: The Raptor and the Developing Romance!*